Part 829: Battlemechs are Awesome commercials sponsored by Defiance Industries - Enforcer

BattleMechs are Awesome
Today's Episode: ENF-4R Enforcer
A rejected draft of an Archernar BattleMechs advertisement.



Not having reached the prototype phase as the Star League collapsed, the Enforcer was saved from being lost to history by Davion MechWarriors ransacking Star League bases in the Terran Hegemony securing liberty for the people of the Hegemony in the wake of Kerensky's exodus. Rushed in to production to hold back the galactic-scale ass-kicking Kurita was piling on them build troops up in the early First Succession War, the Enforcer has been the standard workhorse mech of the AFFS since 2777.

Despite weighing in at 50 tons, the Enforcer's 64.8 kp/h top speed is more in keeping with heavier mechs like the Marauder, Crusader and Orion. Instead, its mobility is focused in its 120 meter jump radius. When combined with its primary armament of a Federated Arms AC/10 and ChisComp 43 Large Laser, even an inbred Outback dirt farmer anyone can see its use in brutal street-to-street urban warfare a canyon fight, because the AFFS would never fight in a city. A ChisComp 32 Small Laser rounds out the equipment compliment, because when you have a remaining half-ton, why not add a small laser?

With its nine tons of Starshield armor coverage angled forward, the Enforcer is best-suited to a heroic, head-first charge against Kurita and Liao forces the wicked supporters of tyrannical regimes everywhere. In constant demand due to its reliable construction and excellent all-around battlefield performance, the Enforcer is a mech that any Davion MechWarrior can count on!

(Scribbled at the bottom: What is this garbage? The words you're using are way too big for our target audience.)