Part 3: Tanks for the Meal
: "Whoa, it's, like, Buzzcut. Maybe he has that dollar."
: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO LITTLE TURDS DOING HERE?"
: "Mr. Anderson said you'd give us some money or something."
: "NEGATIVE, BEAVIS."
: "Uh, I thought there was, like, a job here. Uh huh huh, 'job.'"
: "Ha ha ha. THE IDEA OF SECTION EIGHTS LIKE YOU PROPERLY CLEANING A DISTINGUISHED WEAPON IS AMUSING."
: "BUT SINCE I BELIEVE MYSELF THE VICTIM OF A PRACTICAL JOKE, I'LL LET YOU TRY."
: "IF YOU FAIL TO PROPERLY CLEAN IT HOWEVER, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS."
: "This sucks. How do they do it in the Army?"
: "Dumbass. If you're in the Army you can go to any car wash you want for free."
: "Cool, heh heh. Let's go."
: "Damn it. It's broken or something."
: "No way, Beavis. You're just too much of a wuss."
: "Hey boys."
: "Get a job, hippie!"
: "He has a job, dumbass. That's Van Driessen."
: "Heh heh, Oh yeah. Get of my case, hippie!"
: "I didn't know you boys were interested in military issues. You know, even those of us involved in peace work honor the sacrifices of our veterans."
: "Uh, I'm interested in a piece. Aren't you supposed to be somewhere or something?"
: "Later, I'm going to a 'Save the Sperm Whale' fundraiser. Would you boys care to make a donation?"
: "Um, right here?"
: "Uh, I don't think it's legal dude."
: "Well, you're very right about the legality of hunting the sperm whale Butt-head."
: "And, since I didn't see you boys in class today, you could do a make-up by attending the benefit at The Coffee House."
: "We'll be showing a film."
: "Uh huh huh, films with sperm are cool."
: "Great. I'll see you guys there."
: "Isn't that the place where all of those dorks hang out?"
: "Dumbass, there'll be chicks there who will let you 'donate' your sperm."
: "Heh heh, oh yeah. Let's go."
: "Check it out, Beavis. Woodstock is cool."
: "Yeah, I got Woodstock right now."
: "Hey, you need to lay a donation on me."
: "I'm ready to make a 'donation', heh heh."
: "Uh, I don't think this is the place, Beavis. You're supposed to save your sperm."
: "Oh yeah, I hope they have extra large cups."
: "Hey baby, like, let's lose Beavis and, like, just go somewhere and do it or something. Huh huh huh."
: "Sorry, but this is too important. Sperm whales never have a nice day."
: "That's what I'm saying. I think my 'sperm whale' could use some cheering up."
: "I'm going to need a donation."
: "Uh, we don't have any money."
: "I can relate to that. Do you have a flyer? I could let you in if you had a flyer."
: "Here you go."
: "Far out. We need committed young dudes like you."
: "Sperm is a terrible thing to waste, huh huh."
: "Oh no, really?"
: "That's heavy. Go right in."
: "Look Beavis, it's Diarrhea."
: "What are you two doing here?"
: "Um, like, we're all concerned about the environment and stuff."
: "Yeah, huh huh huh. Rainforests suck. We came here to see some sperm whales."
: "Yeah yeah, sperm."
: "Well you won't be able to see them for very long as some nations violations of international law continue to hunt these gentle and intelligent animals to extinction."
: "Uh, I don't think you're talking about where we're talking about."
"Butt-head, I have to, like, go again now that there aren't fifty naked schlongs around."
: "Yeah, there's probably only, like, five."
: "Shut up, Butt-head."
: "Hey Beavis, maybe it's time we finally started giving a crap about whales and poetry and stuff."
: "The last time I gave a crap, you said you didn't want it and made me take it outside."
: "Just use the toilet, dumbass."
: "Heh heh heh, plop."
: "Well, time to get back to the real world."
: "Huh huh huh, It's a dispensor for rubbers."
: "Condominiums are cool."
: "It's like, when you have one, you are practically scoring."
: "Give me a rubber, damn it! I want to score."
: "You dumbass. You need a quarter. Anything with scoring always costs money."
: "Damn it."
: "I thought those sperm things were supposed to be really small."
: "Uh, not mine dude."
: "Hey, check it out, it's, like, a TV from olden times."
: "Let's break it."
: "Cool, it's like breaking a TV, but not as hard or something."
: "Yeah. I didn't even get any glass in my hair."
: "Hey, it's Van Driessen again."
: "Beavis! Butt-head! So glad to see you boys made it. Why don't you have a cup of cappuccino?"
: "Heh heh, crappuccino."
: "Careful, it's awfully strong today."
: "I didn't know you were interested in sperm whales. I thought you just wanted to like save the trees and stuff."
: "It's all connected, Beavis. You can't be interest in saving one and not the other. Mmkay?"
: "No way. I just like sperm whales."
: "Ah! A book."
: "Pick it up, dumbass. Maybe it's got swear words and dirty pictures in it."
: "Oh yeah."
: "Eh, just another stupid book. Um, 'poe em', uh, 'pot', 'potty'? Potty potty, heh heh."
: "Good reading, Beavis."
: "Check it out, Beavis. It's that smart dude Wilbur."
: "Smart dudes are stupid."
: "What are you doing here?"
: "Funny you should ask, because I'm not here for the benefit. I just like to check out a place before I read my poetry there."
: "You see, open mic night is coming soon and I have to be ready."
: "Okay, shut up now. And, like, next time just say something cool."
: "Whoa, free coffee."
: "Ah, coffee coffee. More. I need more coffee for my bunghole."
: "More coffee for The Almighty Bunghole."
: "Coffee. Give me some crappuccino!"
: "That's $4.75."
: "No way. We don't have any money."
: "Then quit wasting my time. I've got a lot of paying customers waiting for refills."
: "Ah, you cannot keep from me what The Almighty Bunghole desires."
: (Spouting gibberish) "BUNGHOLE!"
: "Calm down, Beavis."
: "Are you threatening me?"
: (Spouting gibberish) "I am Cornholio! My Bunghole will speak now."
: "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
: "Whoa, what happened?"
: "That ruled."
: "Let's, like, go to the drive-thru."
: "Thank you, drive through."
: "Hey dudes! Nice helmets."
: "Huh huh, they want to polish our helmets."
: "Heh heh, we're gonna score! We're gonna score!"
*Loud crashing noises and honking*
: "Whoa, the burgers are okay dude."
: "I'm dying."
: "Let's go, butt munch."
: "Um, here's your food, sirs."
: "It's about freakin' time, man."
: "Hey, let's scram."
: "Okay boys, you're under arrest."
: "Don't we, like, have the right to call someone?"
: "That's correct."
: "Okay, I call you a dumbass, heh heh."
(But that's not the only way this could have ended. Let's find out what else could have happened in the bathroom in Extra #4.)