Todays society is very computer literate. Too bad Im not.
Of course youre not, Blackstar. Thats for nerds, unlike trenchcoats. Lets head on in.
Rargh! Im so angry I could twist that lamppost back into shape. Lets get out of here.
Thats kind of nondescript. Lets go there!
Again we are reminded: if we want tits, well have to cough up the cash.
Safe Harbor is a home for orphans and homeless children. We could go there, but theres nothing of interest in this episode.
Instead, lets check out the woods on the corner of the map, ominously titled island shack.
Too bad theyre not the hallucinogenic kind we could make a ton selling these in the city.
You nefarious badnik, Blackstar.
Theres something stuck in here, though.
Hmmm theres a sack full of heavy stones lying in these weeds. It might be useful.
I have no idea why someone would leave a sack of stones in the bushes, nor why Blackstar would think it might be useful, or pleasant to carry around.
Lets head further down the path.
Ok, well check it out.
Heres the famed island shack. Below, some nice flowers.
My friend, Jisel, loves this kind of orchid we better grab a handful to keep a supply on hand.
Alright, nabbing them flowerses. Finally we can talk to Jisel.
Something tells me to leave that mass of rock alone.
You sure? Theres still room in these pockets for a heavy whatsit to carry around.
We were not invited.
Blackstars being awfully serious about this shack.
Alright Im getting scared.
Ok, maybe we should keep our distance.
Now that Blackstar has obtained some flowers, lets finally talk to his prostitute neighbor.
Lemme just find my keys ah lets head on in.
Still a classic.
Knock knock knock
Your neighbor has always been fond of you.
Goddamn, cant this woman hang a poster straight? This is embarrassing.
How she is
Im doing well, Blackstar. How bout yourself?
Surviving. Its the only way to live.
So you say. Youre looking as good as ever, yknow.
Thank you. You dont look bad yourself, considering the life you choose to lead.
Dont start, honey. My life is mine to live. Weve been down this road before.
Okay, sorry, I just want you to know Im here if you ever need a friend to talk to or help in any way.
I know, and I appreciate that. Inside that tough exterior lies a heart of gold, Blackstar.
Sure thing, babe.
Havent bothered me since the incident with the mayor.
Yeah, that caused quite a shakeup down at city hall.
That was the past, and Id rather keep it that way.
I got rid of him. I guess Im umm a private therapist you might say.
Good, I couldnt stand that guy. In fact, I thought about getting rid of him a few times myself.
Ooowww, I love a man whos violent.
Her pimp was the pimp from Starsky & Hutch. Jesus, Lord, this game.
Been kinda warm lately, I must say so myself.
Grrrggh. Im sorry for this. Im sorry for everything.
What about it?
You ever think about givin up this lifestyle?
Sometimes. But the money is great, and I dont answer to anyone. Its not easy to leave.
I guess. As long as your [sic]5 happy.
But if the right man, someone like yourself, sweeps me off my feet, then who knows
You flirtin with me again?
Of course, honey. What woman wouldnt go for a mans man like yourself?
Keep it up, babe. Maybe youll reel me in yet.
Oh, by the way, I brought you these stupid flowers.
[sic], [sic], and [sic] again.
You dont have to give her the flowers, by the way. You just need them in your inventory so Blackstarll knock on her door.
Well, that was a helpful exchange.
Lets hit the mean old streets again.
Cool lets go bang some heads
Blackstar doesnt really have reason to be here, but the guy at the till is a friend, so lets have another pointless chat.
I guess the jerk aint listenin.
Cant talk to this guy. Big loss.
Time for a donation to the Blackstar fund!
Keep your hands to yourself.
Pshaw. You have much to learn about the vigilante game.
Unlike the rest of us, I presume. This is Mike, lets talk.
Mike may have also been involved in a horrific accident with a belt sander.
Not much, Blackstar. How goes it with you?
Im doin fine, Mike.
Most excellent, dude.
Its that kid jammin over there. He think hes the next Mel Odious or something.
You need some equipment?
Well, maybe in the future, but not right now.
Whoa, most heinous, dude. Let me know I can get any type of recording equipment you might need.
As you may expect, in the future means next episode.
Its been bogus, dude. Society is broke these days, man.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Business slow for you too?
Could be worse.
I guess half of nothing is still nothing.
Yeah Ive had enough of this place.
Id cut the update here, but weve really done nothing of substance still, so lets head back to the police HQ.
Sheesh. Still some shadowy guy trawling around in there? How long am I going to wait?
This must be that better bush out on the street Blackstar was talking about.
Forget it, man. Those things are sharp.
Good thing I now have that rubber glove from the cemetery.
Yeah, never go divin' in street bush without a glove. I'm a little weirded out by the "you put the glove on my hand" bit, though.
Well, if Im lucky
See, this is great. The way the game is set up leads you to believe you have to come back later so the guy inside will be gone. Instead, you have to find the key in the bushes to get in. Thanks for nothing, Tommy.
Alright, that padlocked locker must be the one Cam mentioned. Lets smash it
Dont you see the lock on it. Cam mentioned it would be locked. He never makes anything simple.
Clearly. Maybe Blackstars thoughts on this room will finally be of use.
Sometimes, the right tool for the job is all it takes.
I have one tool
Looks like some guilty conscience passed this onto Cam. I wonder whats on that floppy
Lets take a closer look
Anything worth reading on this board?
Cam Grissel. Cop of the Month.
What a good cop Cam is.
Lockers must be emptied after each shift.
Police Academy 52 Now Showing.
SWF seeks man in uniform. Call 555-9833.
Remind me to write that down for later.
For sale. The Flub. Anti-Theft Device. Only $159.99.
A list of Americas Most Wanted.
Hey, Im number six on the list. Leave it alone.
Shooting Range Hours: 10:00 6:00 daily.
$2 off a dozen at all Shrunkin Donuts shops.
Some message about a policemans ball.
Nothin much on this board. Check out somethin else.
Good idea lets cruise before we get caught in here.
Yeah, or just some normal guy who worked hard for a nice car, I guess. Jeez. Want to steal it?
Screw it, well set off the alarm.
I should head back home and call Cam to let him know I picked up the package. Next time!