The Let's Play Archive

Blaster Master

by ElMaligno

Part 11: Chapter 10: My tank is fight.




Chapter 10: My tank is fight.


: Have I reached this level when I was I kid I would have shitted my pants. "Organic" levels gave me nightmares.
: Even the ground feels squishy.


: There are more spikes in this area than the other areas combines. Jesus.
: Well, we need to do the platform puzzle, easy but annoying.
: You know what?
: what?


: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!


: Be glad I'm a sadist.
:


: The bad thing about the last two upgrades is that the tank tends to stick to the floor. This makes some of the jumps annoying.



: Hay guys is this the boss door?
: Don't talk shit about boss man!
: Most doors in here are downright annoying and offer very little reward. Spikes, pits, lots of enemies for a glowing P and some homing missile ammo, ugh.



: Did I mention there is lot of spikes here
: Well now we...
: SHUT UP.
:




: I don't have time for this bullshit.
: Ok, ok. I get it.


:


: I can do this the hard way...


: Or the slightly less harder way...


: I fucking hate you, Plutonia empire.


: Taking the right door...



: Leads you to a rather easy door, with nice loot. Convenient to refill your gun bar (there is a flashing gun icon in there).


: Is it me or is the floor pulsating?
: It is. I can give you its pulse if you like!


: Look a redskull bomber. I'm shak...


: OH JESUS CHRIST!










: This is the end of the line for me, you need to go on foot from here on.


: Please don't die.
: IF it weren't for the fact that you are a fucking creepy AI, I would be touched.


: This is all there is?
: You won't get past us!


: Now to find the boss door...


: There are more then one door in here, but just go straight up.


: SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!


: Mraaaaaurghhhhh~
: What the fuck?


: Grruuaughhhhh~
: A fucking cat?


: Not shown: Get close to the boss and spam grenades to get an edge on it. Once it starts shooting the rocks, back down and shoot


: I wonder what sorts of attacks this has...


: One more rock? I guess he is going to shoot soon...


: Three?


: Four.


: Yes that's all he does
: Five...


: I want muties, I want spleens~~~
: Huh


: Mutie mix Mutie Mix~~~


: Please deliver~~


: MIIIIIIAAAAAAaaaaauuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh
:


: MY CATS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!


: He is easy compared to the last boss. You just need to take him to a side wall and hopefully he will be stuck in only one attack animation. After that all you need to do is spam grenades





: Well done human! You have found my weakness.
: What are you talking about you are just a fucking human too!
LIES AND SLANDER!


: TAKE THIS!


: Blargh.
: VICTOLY!


: I STILL HAVE ONE LIFE LEFT YOU FUCKER!
: WHAT?


: DIE ALREADY!


: YOU DELUDED PIECE OF SHIT!


: NO! IMPOSSIBLE!


: MY EMPIRE WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!


: IMPOSSIBLE HOW COULD I BE BEATEN BY A SINGLE HUMAN!


: I KNOW, I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME!


???: Self destruction sequence activated...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!


: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT


Next time on LP! Blaster Master: This is the end.