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Blaster Master

by ElMaligno

Part 3: My tank can shoot blocks.




MICROSOFT WOOOOOOOORD!!!
Fixed the update.

Chapter 3: My tank can shoot blocks.


: Honey I'm hoooooome~~~
: Did you get it?


: Of course I did, I'm stupid not incompetent
: GIMME


: TANK AM SHOTTY BETTA.
: what
: Oh nothing!


: OH GOD.


: IT'S THE INFAMOUS BLACK TRI-JELLYSTARS! RUN!


: Who are the try-stars and why they are infamous?
: Uhmmmm... Look over there!


: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.


: BLARG
: He is vulnerable to any weapon ONLY AFTER you get the Hyper shot.


: Automatic rock blocks, truly the best mutant invention.



: Well... here goes nothing...



: Good evening visitors and welcome to the underground castle of Plutonia!
: huh.


: Your tour guide would like to remind the passengers to keep their hands away from the steering wheel as this is an automatic guide.
: WHAT


: In front of us wee see the "Green Gates of the Underworld" commissioned by the first. It represents that ultimate powers resides in neon green colors.


: And this is yet another small corridor protected by skull bombers. But don't worry folks! My skin is neither soft nor supple thus I will never feel the touch of a man...
:



: And here are the Hades Thermal bath in both "For fucking pussies" and "Manly Mutants" edition.
: But that's lava, not water!
: Duly noted.


: Here we see the famous "fenced pits" commissioned by the seventh. It represents the inevitability of platforms and pits in the underground.
: That's deep man.


: And in here we see the mucus room. This rooms was made by the eight when his son the ninth chocked on a pretzel.
:


: And here we are, the first stop of the tour. Now this is the worlds most complex, convoluted and confusing bathroom. But since we are on a tight schedule you only have ten minutes to use it.


: SHITSHITSHIT



: GUYSDOYOUKNOWWHERETHEBATHROOMIS?!?!?!?
: What?
: FUCKYOUGUYS.



: Eh fuck it, I'll just pee here.



I wonder if the washroom is here...


: THAT FUCKING TANK!


: Greetings, good sir! Now you shall meet you..


*pause*


*unpause*


: your doAAAAAAGGGgggghhhhhhhhhhhh......


: Oh Gee, I'm fucking wondering why the tank stopped here.



: Awwww is that for me? You sure know how to treat a lady, tehehe~
: You are despicable....


Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My Tank is flight.