Part 3: My tank can shoot blocks.
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Chapter 3: My tank can shoot blocks.
: Honey I'm hoooooome~~~
: Did you get it?
: Of course I did, I'm stupid not incompetent
: TANK AM SHOTTY BETTA.
: Oh nothing!
: OH GOD.
: IT'S THE INFAMOUS BLACK TRI-JELLYSTARS! RUN!
: Who are the try-stars and why they are infamous?
: Uhmmmm... Look over there!
: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
: He is vulnerable to any weapon ONLY AFTER you get the Hyper shot.
: Automatic rock blocks, truly the best mutant invention.
: Well... here goes nothing...
: Good evening visitors and welcome to the underground castle of Plutonia!
: Your tour guide would like to remind the passengers to keep their hands away from the steering wheel as this is an automatic guide.
: In front of us wee see the "Green Gates of the Underworld" commissioned by the first. It represents that ultimate powers resides in neon green colors.
: And this is yet another small corridor protected by skull bombers. But don't worry folks! My skin is neither soft nor supple thus I will never feel the touch of a man...
: And here are the Hades Thermal bath in both "For fucking pussies" and "Manly Mutants" edition.
: But that's lava, not water!
: Duly noted.
: Here we see the famous "fenced pits" commissioned by the seventh. It represents the inevitability of platforms and pits in the underground.
: That's deep man.
: And in here we see the mucus room. This rooms was made by the eight when his son the ninth chocked on a pretzel.
: And here we are, the first stop of the tour. Now this is the worlds most complex, convoluted and confusing bathroom. But since we are on a tight schedule you only have ten minutes to use it.
: Eh fuck it, I'll just pee here.
I wonder if the washroom is here...
: THAT FUCKING TANK!
: Greetings, good sir! Now you shall meet you..
: your doAAAAAAGGGgggghhhhhhhhhhhh......
: Oh Gee, I'm fucking wondering why the tank stopped here.
: Awwww is that for me? You sure know how to treat a lady, tehehe~
: You are despicable....
Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My Tank is flight.