Part 8: My tank can climb walls.
Chapter 7: My tank can climb walls.
: I really don't want to do something like that EVER again...
: This is the first and last time you will do anything of this nature in this game. Also look at my fucking health bar! Thank God for saves states.
: *boat noises*
: *submarine noises*: Yeah this fun..
: *boat noises*: *submarine noises*: But remember when I told you this was the most annoying and hardest part of the game? 
: Its still not over. 
: Jesus fucking Christ, Can't you just aim up?!?: And loose my sleek submarine shape? NEVER!
: Oh look an alternate way! I bet it will be short and easy! 
: Suffering builds character, you know!
: So... Where are we going now?: Area 6.
: And... What's in Area 6?: Not telling, it will ruing the surprise!
: 
: Awww come on don't be a spoilsport!
: Spill the fucking goods already!: You will like it!
: Promise?: Is Ice cold? 
: Its sad to say that this particular door is HARDER than the boss door.
: Uhhhh.... Yeah?: A promise it is!
: Pat yourself in the back! You have just finished one of the most annoying sections of the game.
: This is a fucking stupid thing to do.
: Going to the top right of the level.
: Into the portal...
: Welcome to hell.
: A mother fucking ICE level. 
: Heh.: ?
: That was a cool joke.: So... No hard feelings?
: Well... Revenge is a dish best served cold.: Ha!
: Then again I might give you the cold shoulder.: 
: Wopitydooo even the floors inside are cold.
: Maybe I should act more cold and distant...
: You know what the worst that could happen here?: What?
: If I caught a cold.
: Then again I hope you don't get cold-feet in the middle of the level.: You know I get it, that's enough.
: Girl, why don't you get a cold shower and chill out?
: Hay are you listening?
: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
: You can stop yourself from sliding by pausing an then unpausing the game.: Will you stop it?: What? I'm I making your oil run cold?
: *groan*: Nah, don't worry I'm cool.
: : Your artificial tears are leaving me cold.
: Where is your machine god now? EH?: In mars... Probably sleeping.
: So will you stop?: I have stopped cold on my tracks.
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: And I ran out of material too.: Thank the VoidDragon! 
: What was that?: Eh nothing.
: Pausing and unpausing the game makes the block reappear. Useful, but situational.
: We are close.: What made you say that? The gigantic tower of ice?
: Just shut up and get inside.
: Lovely, teleporting mutants, ice and spikes...
: and lots...
: and lots of spikes.
: You don't want to know how many times I had to reload to make it unscathed. 
: Dead diary... Jackpot!
: Hmmm... should I take the path with a lot of ice or the regular one?
: I FUCKING HATE YOU ICE.
: I hope the boss is in there.
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: GIMME A HUG.: I don't like crabby things.
: This dude is rather annoying. He has a longer reach than the Area 2 boss, plus he attacks faster too. An all around bitch to kill.
: Good thing the grenade glitch works on him.: 
: Why me no die?: Suffering builds character?
: What am do to get dis?: You are an abortion amongst abortions to nature...
: Me am getting betta.: WHAT?
: Well, my game glitches every time I killed him. One time he was exploding, still alive AND attacking! 
: ME KICK YAAAAAaaaarghhhhh: Phew.
: Can we go somewhere warmer? I think I'm getting the cold....: 
Next time LP! Blaster Master: My tank can stick to ceilings.
P.S. It's a good thing there are two/three updates to go. I'm running out of material.
