Introduction
Getting Wasted While Driving: Let's Play Carmageddon!wait .. what?
Looks ... pleasant
Make no mistake, Carmageddon is not the game for everybody. Released in 1997, this game is the love child of Mad Max, Death Race 2000 and Mortal Kombat. If that doesn't tell you everything you ever needed to know about the game, well, I'm not sure about you any more.
No, please tell me more!
Carmageddon is a racing game. But instead of completing laps on an closed circuit, you can win by actually completing the race (BORING!), by destroying/wasting all the other competitors (FUN!), or by killing every last pedestrian on the map (TEDIOUS!). And all this is set in various open world maps where going off the course is not only encouraged, but vital to win in some cases!
So, how will this be done?
Well, I and my co-drivers AJ_Impy and Speedball will be commentating over the videos. I will endeavour to show off every track (easy) and as many other cars as I can. I do not guarantee success as I think I've only ever gotten the vehicle on the Rank 9 track ... once. Additional Backseat Drivers are always welcome - just bring your helmets. You'll need them. If you want to, you can PM me, or leave me a note here. I use Skype for my calls, so that is kinda necessary.
To that end, the first four videos will show off the first couple races, alternating between our two initial cars. MAX DAMAGE is in the Red, and is the poster boy for the series as a whole, while DIE ANNA is in the yellow. So please, VOTE for which racer you would like me to use through the whole of the game, as I don't want to have to run two playthroughs side by side until I open up new cars.
The Races
- Rank 99 - Maim Street
- Rank 99 - Coastal Carnage
- Rank 99 - Fridge Racer
- Rank 96 - Death Valley
- Rank 94 - Pit Stop
- Rank 91 - Industrial Injury
- Rank 88 - Avenue of Atrocities
- Racer 02 - Vlad the Impaler
- Rank 84 - Mist Me!
- Rank 81 - Chiller
- Rank 78 - Erasing Arizona
- Rank 75 - 600 ft Under
- Rank 72 - Mangled at the Mall
- Rank 69 - I Scream in the Sun
- Rank 66 - Megachem Mayhem
- Rank 63 - Off Quay
- Rank 60 - Halfway to Hell
- Rank 57 - Industrial Action
- Rank 54 - Wallstreet Crash
- Rank 51 - Terror on the Trails
- Rank 48 - Roswell that Ends Well
- Rank 45 - Shafts of Fright
- Rank 42 - Top Gear Thrash
- Rank 39 - Acid Reign
- Rank 36 - Hitchhiker Harvest
- Rank 33 - Slaughter City
- Rank 33A-Slaughter City Redux
- Rank 30 - Mine's a Large One
- Rank 27 - Slalom Slayfest
- Rank 24 - Highrise Terror
- Rank 21 - Fragged at the Factory
- Rank 18 - By the Seascythe
- Rank 15 - Desert Storm
- Rank 12 - Ramp Rampage
- Rank 9 - Blood on the Rooftops
- Rank 9A - The Suppressor
- Rank 6 - Downtown Devastation
- Rank 3 - Beaches of Blood
- Rank 1 - Beef Curtains
- Rank -1 - Electric Blue
- Final Cutscene