Chapter 1: 600 A.D.
On our way back to the warp thingy...
They lead such boring lives.
Science saves the day!
Moon Mystic Power!
"It was sarcasm."
Square passed up plenty of jokes here by not calling it a Time Hole. "Come on, let's go into the hole!" "We must penetrate the hole to save the world!" "Let's have anal sex while in the hole!"
I am immature.
Gentlemen (and possibly ladies), I present to you 100% Grade A Bullshitting.
This is a pretty badass effect, if I do say so.
Mark's idea of fun is ceasing to exist for hours at a time. She rarely gets to partake in such a delight.
Don't shovel this shit onto me again!
On our way out...
Make a quick stop home...
Everyone seems to have massive brain failure on the subject of Nadia.
Heading down to Porre...
Heading into the mayor's house...
Go fuck yourself.
Back in Truce, in the mayor's house...
And on our way to the castle...
I didn't miss shit.
And now, finally, to the castle!
Where the hell do you pull this crap from?
THIS GAME IS TOPICAL
Mark tries to appeal to the guards' sense of... I don't know. I can't think of anything funny for this, but Mark is stupid.
As a last resort, she screams like a banshee.
These guards moonlight as Goombas, and possess the ability to down any hero with a simple touch.
FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU VEEEEEEEEEELLLLMMMMAAAAAAAAAA