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Deception III: Dark Delusion

by Mr. Swoon

Part 34

Here we go here we go here we go here we go

Still not sure how a bunch of stones can form a perfect statue like that. Still don't care.

Oh really? I suppose you have some kind of elaborate backup plan?

...what? Reina just finished killing the king AND all the guards he could muster. And now you somehow think that whatever you have left will be enough? Are you stupid? That's a silly question- this is Deception. Of course you are. Nevermind, carry on.

I suppose he'll stab her here and now to avoid a risky fight, much like Rumpelstiltskin did in the beginning.

Can't you guys at least be consistent?

"Even though we're now surrounded by giant death machines, and you have a cursed magic to make use of them!"

...who are all long dead by now."

Still cool as a cucumber. Still gonna get sliced like one.

Still a geek.

Yeah, this is so much better than ruling a country.

A man after my own heart. The downside? Using it to turn on the TV would ruin the picture.

Once again, I'll have to kill Not-Gandalf.

Eight people to kill, including her. God, this is going to be one hell of a grind.

And grind we will! here or here

More fans. You know the drill.

You're a genius.

More fan killings! MORE!

Yeah, yeah. I'll add it to the pile.

Tops and lasers and other fun toys.

Did you feel the rock? This is important.

You're sorry you waited? Or did you mean you're sorry for making me wait?

Oh, whatever. Die.

Pry it from your cold, dead hands? Gladly!

Your stupid lasers don't do you much good from underneath the giant foot of satan, do they?

And suddenly we're in a totally different room.

She just tried to shove Reina into the furnace. But being a woman, she failed. Just a joke ladies please don't hurt me.

You... you could have just turned off the furnace. It's a big jewel. It can survive a little heat.

No, seriously Reina. Just turn off the fire. Just because the queen had an dumb, anticlimactic death doesn't mean you have to be just as stupid.

Can't argue with any of that!

Hey hey HEY! This isn't Metal Gear. Stop that philosophy bullshit right this instant.

"Remember what?"
"Oh, nevermind."

"I'm Christina. Chris-ti-na. You're Reina. Rei-na."

Oh, her. Still stabbing people in the crotch, I guess.

No! Throw her in the fire! It's fate.

Fuck you, Alendar. Fuck you, Deception III.

As a parting bonus, here / Backup is a video you get during the credits of Reina pulling off a massive, massive combo. The screen it tiny, though. But you can still make out what's happening.

And that's it! We're done with this bad boy. At least, I am. I hope you enjoyed the incomprehensible plot and TRAP-filled massacres. Keep your eyes peeled for more of the same in Trapt, coming soon!