Oh, well in that case sure!
The loading screen lies. Marco is dead, and I will not hear anyone say otherwise.
We got a goth
a door-diving kung-fu guy
and a frigid fatass.
And I gots Reina a new TRAP. This should probably last me until I can get some better emblems.
So let's watch it in action! / Backup Or watch it here.
Well if you didn't attack her in the first place, this wouldn't have happened.
Note how the screen's almost totally black? That's goth lady's power. She hits you with this annoying darkness status effect, then lets someone else go and kill you. So I just kept running in circles, hoping my TRAPs would eventually connect.
This is why you don't try drop kicking buzz saws.
Come to mommy, fat boy. Reina's got a treat for you!
And then I filled him with arrows.
"Why didn't I bring a second set of contacts?"
That looks like Albert and... Sigourney Weaver?
Aw crap, it's Rumpelstiltskin.
"I'm going to kill you."
"I don't understand."
"You're going to die, and I will be the one who does it. I will make you die"
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, fuck this"
And then he whips out a rocket launcher and fires it at Reina. / Backup No, I'm not joking.
I am so glad Tecmo decided to make rendered cutscenes for this game. Nobody else can make such realistic models and animation.
I guess Reina's dead now.
Oh, no, wait. She was just knocked a few feet away.
That girl just can't catch a break.
You're a real man, Rumpelstiltskin.
As a consolation, Reina will get a pretty vase if she survives the fall.