Robindaybird finds this goblin next to the fortress entrance! I tell Robindaybird to fight, because fighting is the only way.
Hmm, you kind of need your heart to live. Robindaybird perishes from bloodloss sometime soon after this.
Then a BUNCH MORE goblins show up like they're going to kick ass and not take names.
The goblins corner White Paper somewhere and kill him
Tag Plastic is running for his life!
Tag Plastic has been invited to a blanket party
Holistic Detective arrives on the scene
Goblins can't stand up to real dorfs
Tag Plastic nearly died
Later on I saw Otto Print carrying around Tag Plastic in these tunnels, dunno what he was doing with him! Otto Print is the green dorf.
I expect some excellent Growing implements