Part 155: Daeren: Update 18
64bitrobot was quieter than normal after the siege, but now he's starting to gather stuff together in the clothier's shop. Wonder what he'll make.
If it has any flaming dwarves on it he's getting a taste of the hammer.
In the meantime, I've sealed off the charnel tunnels once and for all.
Guess what time it is?
IT'S "DRAFT ALL THE PEASANTS" TIME!
We only have two able-bodied champions left, and the only able-bodied military dwarf aside from them is Screaming Idiot, who...well, he's got brain problems.
...what's that smell?
WHY DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOT TELL ME THE FORGES WERE ABOUT TO BE ENGULFED IN LAVA!?
Apparently one of the spawn got far enough to knock down the floodgate holding back the lava in the hallway. Why we even HAVE this hallway I'll never know.
I've sealed off the hallway with another floodgate and blocked off all accesses to it with floors.
64bitrobot has finally started to get to work.
Screaming Idiot apparently has been reading my diary and took offense to me saying he had brain problems. He's storming around the fortress screaming profanities that would make a Tentacle Demon blush.
You get to live.
There's something missing in my life.
You know what I want?
I want breakfast in bed EVERY DAY. And lunch in bed. And dinner in bed. And booze in bed. But I don't want to eat in my bedroom, I don't want crumbs in the sheets.
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME
What a surprise. I get the feeling we're going to be seeing this for a good long while, folks.
I'm pretty sure the caravans skipped us because of the siege, too...
My second expansion of the refuse pile's finally done, now to get all that stone out of the way. There's a ton of bones still littered around.