Part 4

4. What the hell

: "Huh? You talked!"



: "Did I? Oh, uh, I guess I did...Er, I guess the hermit's out of the crab, so to speak!"

Expect a lot of sea puns in this game, by the way.

: "Allow me to introduce myself, Adam--"

: "And you know me name?"

: "Nothin' wrong with my hearing - above or under the water! As I was trying to say, my name's Delphineus!"

: "Del- er, what?"



Guess what. I'm never going to call you that, ever, and neither is Adam. Your name is Dolphy from now on.

: "Del-phin-e-us Dolphy, got it! Complicated name."

: "Cetus, our Great Whale King named me. Of course, it sounds different in our language, sort of like this: --##++|***."

There are some other symbols too but I have no idea how to make them with my keyboard and the stupid mouse cursor got in the way so it'd make a bad screenshot.

: "I believe your human scientists call that my 'signature whistle'. I also speak tuna and some of the more obscure coral dialects! Those are too high-pitched for you to hear. Anywhere, they're only useful in my kingdom."

What possible need does a dolphin have to speak 'coral'?

: "Cool! Your kingdom?"

Didn't you ever see The Little Mermaid?

: "Right...my kingdom, it's...Oh no! My kingdom! Cetus!!! I remember now. I don't know what I've been thinking! How long have I been here?"

: "About a week. You were in pretty bad shape--"

: "A week! What a disaster! I've got to get out of here right away!"

Like hell. You think I wanted to keep a dolphin? Imagine how much I want to keep a TALKING dolphin. You're not goin' anywhere.

: "Hold on. I'm not getting this. What are you talking about? What's the matter?"

: "That's me all over. Just rushing straight ahead, not looking where I'm going. That's how I got into this mess in the first place. When I ran into that net, it's because I was searching for Cetus. He's missing and I was sent to find him. Maybe he's in trouble, or hurt, or worse. I have to find out before it's too late!"

Yeah because God forbid the ocean be without their beloved whale.



um Adam what are you doi



Oh what in the christ

: "Of course I'll help you, Dolphy!"

Creepy bastards.



Dolphy then swims over there and stares at the side of the pool and bitches at me every ten seconds.

: "Adam, please help me got out here!"



Man, he really wants something. I wonder what it is?



I think he wants to play with the frisbee some more!

: "Well, maybe just a couple more tosses, then I gotta go!"

...wait, what? I was just kidding.



Seriously don't we have to save your king or something? We shouldn't actually be playing with the frisbee.

_{the frisbee is behind the asshole mouse cursor}





...well, that's special. The god damn dolphin is flying around the screen.





I somehow actually got points for doing that bullshit.

Proof that I'm not completely full of shit.

Anyways, time to progress.



Adam demonstrates poor ergonomics.

: "There, I've opened the hatch. Dad said you were almost ready anyway, so I know he wouldn't mind."

"Hey dad, while you were gone I released the hurt dolphin back into the wild. That was okay, right?"

: "I guess this is it. I'd say to thank your Dad, but he'd think you were nuts."

: "My dad might surprise you. Are you sure you have to go?"

: "Cetus is my king, Adam. If he needs my help, I can't fail him. But I won't forget you."

: "I won't forget you either, Dolphy. Good luck..."

Adam watches sadly as Dolphy swims out to sea.



Bye, Dolphy! Game over, sea you guys next game!

<sub>get it, sea you guys, hahahahahahaha.




Next time:</sub> Adam gets a completely unexpected surprise!