Part 2: Chapter 2: Glorious Violence
Ben is pissed at being knocked out and thrown in a dumpster. His rage shall be our entertainment! But first, some explanations.
I hope you recognize this. You bring it up by holding the left mouse button down on an object. It lets us interact with things. Our choices are: Hands(take/punch), Foot(kick), and the eyes and mouth of the skull, used for eye and mouth things.
You can also look at the sign, which says:
Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for disposal of human remains may be a violation of local health ordinances.
Let's see what happens if we use our mouth!
Ben is a wuss and does not want to lick a dumpster.
Ben is bad enough to care about the environment. Moving to the front of the bar...
Good thing for him...
I don't like that.
The obvious place to look is the bar.
Strangely, the door is locked. Luckily, Ben is not a key-searching kind of guy.
Using the foot option, we kick the door down.
Barkeeper: Look, I don't want no trouble. Just leave me out of this mess.
Let's look at the fancy televisions!
We decide to engage the barkeep in a little chat.
Barkeeper: Yeah, your gang took off with those... those well-dressed gentlemen. So,
What'll it be, Mac?
Ben: Where'd everybody head off to?
Bar: What am I, the cruise director? Maybe they're up on the lido deck. Heh heh.
Ben: I think you're in on this whole bum deal.
Bar: Yeah, well whaddaya gonna do about it?
I think we all know the answer to that question.
Ben: I wanna know who knocked me out.
Bar: Maybe you just passed out. You should learn to handle your liquor.
Ben: I'm looking for my keys.
Bar: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ben: I've never liked noserings.
Bar: Me neither, but someone dared me.
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Anyway, It's time for the good part.
Ben: The bar.
Just in case you didn't notice. So far we have encountered three obstacles in our adventure.
1- Being stuck in a dumpster
2- A locked door
3- An uncooperative person
We have solved them with.
3- general violence and intimidation.
Are you starting to see what makes this game great yet?
Bar: All right! All right! I got your keys, but I don't know nothin'. They had guns!
They told me to stall you as long as possible.
Bar: I don't know! I don't know! I overheard them say something about an ambush up the
Ben: What else?
Bar: Nothing! Nothing!
Bar: Someone did say something about killing you and making it look like an accident.
Ben: They didn't do too good of a job there. But why ambush the Polecats? I'd better get moving.
With those keys, we can RIDE!
Ben is on his way, but runs into a rival biker! Will he be able to fight his way out?
Yeah, I'd say so.
Ben: Yeah, and you're in my way.
Rottwheeler: Well, get used to it, Bud. When the Rottwheelers hit the road, we own it.
B: Look, I'm serious. Someonw's ambushing the Polecats--
R: SOMEONE'S AMBUSHING THE POLECATS!?! Oh HEAVENS! What ever will we do? Ha ha ha!
Time for the first biker-battle! Click here to watch this exciting fight scene.
Wheelies are cool.
That isn't so cool.
Next time: Meeting some new friends.
BONUS VIDEO: You know what would look better on your nose?