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Grand Theft Auto 3

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Original Thread: Grand Theft Auto III: Ten Years for Love!

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Introduction

LET US PLAY GRAND THEFTS AUTO III



Grand Theft Auto III, if you don't know because you are a hermit or a baby or something, is the game that basically started the recent open-world craze. GTA3's blend of shooting and driving in an immersive 3-D world is one of the most significant things in the history of video games. Games like Mercenaries, Crackdown, Just Cause, and countless others owe their existence to GTA3.

We're going to be mocking the shit of it.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS WHICH I HAVE MADE UP

Hey, someone already did an LP of this game!
Yeah, and it was entertaining, but he burned through it in about a week before leaving for South Africa, not leaving a lot of room for exploration/general assholery. I figure we can make this LP epic enough to justify its existence.

Are you going to 100% this game?
Probably not, unless someone wants to pay me a hefty sum of money. Some of the side missions are incredibly frustrating and un-fun (I'm looking at you, Big 'n' Veiny).

I hate this music, and by association, you!
If there's something you'd like me to add to the custom radio station, suggest it and I'll see if I can get it. However, I reserve full right to mock you openly in the videos if it sucks.

HOT SPICY VIDEO

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Video 1 - Somehow He Punched Me Through the Wall
Video 2 - WHEN YA GONNA DRILL ME
Video 3 - I am so sorry about this you guys
Video 4 - Attack of the Ant People (this one is about where it stops being shitty)
Video 5 - Death Cab for Liberty
Video 6 - Everybody likes Girl Talk right guys
Video 7 - GREAT SCOTT
Video 8 - Toni Kkkkhhhhipriani
Video 9 - Hey, I'm-a on fiah!
Video 10 - BOIBDEOIB
Video 11 - Gook Games 2008
Video 12 - Gaijinth
Video 13 - 名誉
Video 14 - A Failure to Punctuate
Video 15 - PHYSICS
Video 16 - Bela Lugosi Meets the Brooklyn Jamaican
Video 17 - Chips Enlarged to Show Texture
Video 18 - Ray Macheyebrows
Video 19 - World's Strongest Plaster
Video 20 - I Did It My Way
Video 21 - Women amirite
Video 22 - Worst Death Squad Ever
Video 23 - Simpsons reference
Video 24 - From the Files of Police Squad!
Video 25 - Dick pokin'
Video 26 - Looks like we're done here

GOOD GOLLY WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT FANART, I'VE HIT THE BIG TIME FOR SURE
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