Part 13

i can never think of anything good to say to start an update god damnit


at this point in the game corpses tend to disappear very quickly after you kill an enemy which makes me sad because i cannot beat on dead bodies anymore which was one of my favorite parts of the game


i love soda. i can even press the buttons on the machine and cans come out


BUT GORDAN REFUSES TO DRINK THE GOSH DARN SODA


drink THIS


semper fi bitch. wait what?


OH SNAP


hooray generic looking green soda. i hope it is surge.


i have to remember this trick in real life


hm i see a laser trip wire, a dead scienceman, and turrets. i may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer but even i can figure this one out


I swiftly jump over the laser like a swift brown fox jumps over a lazy dog


HOLY SHIT YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT YOURE RUINING THE PLAN


fuck. at least his dumb ass got blown up


great now i got 2 turrets up my ass that i gotta take care of


luckily i can hide behind these metal barrels for cover


GOD DAMNIT BITCH ARE YOU SHITTING ME. well at least the explosion takes out the turrets so i can take care of that problem easily now.


great more lasers, i thought this was halflife2 not star's wars


in case of fire break glass


okay lol


hahaha oh god damnit. i kinda really needed to get through there. fuck me i have to load a previous save now.


time to go mission impossible on these bitch ass lasers


DOO DOO doo doo DOO DOO doo doo doo


DOO doo doooooooo doo doo dooooo doo doo


doo doo doot DOOOOO doo doo doo


haha check that shit out made it past without touching a single laser


SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET GO OF THE CROUCH BUTTON


god damn bullshit


well shit if you think im even going to bother trying to dodge lasers with wet floor you can think again


FUCKING TURRETS oh shit this floor is more slippery than i thought it would be


FUCKING OPEN ELEVATOR SHAFTS


oh no the turret is killing the scientists before i can!


haha i managed to save one. dont worry buddy your safe with me


okay stand right there




crouching will only delay the inevitable


HAHA oh man look at his organs fly


oh man that was worth having to reload a previous save.