Part 57: Episode 57: Chirper Rides Again, Part 2

Episode 57: Chirper Rides Again, Part 2

Are we almost done with these?
I think this is the last one.
This one’s going to be good, though, I’m in it!
We’re starting with your sister.



Yes, it’s been a long time coming. We’ll deal with the Deity of Sin soon.
It’s been a three-year project for us. By the way…
It’s not like I owe you or anything, but I still need to thank you properly.
I figured that much is necessary.
For what?
Uni.
Thank you for being her friend.
Goodness, that’s nothing to thank me about.
On the contrary, she’s taken such good care of me. I’m glad I have a new friend.
That’s not quite what I mean.
I’ve just…never seen her play with someone with such a smile on her face.
I’ve tried being a good older sister, but that’s ended up burdening her with a lot of pressure.
Um, still, I haven’t done anything. We’ve just been like any normal friends.
You’re probably right. Friendship isn’t something you can force onto someone else.
It reminds me of when I first met Neptune.
Oh?
Ugh. Don’t tell Neptune I said that. If she hears about it, she’s going to get even more misplaced confidence.

Hey Uni, it’s your scene!



What’s up, Uni?
Hush, don’t bother me right now. I’m caring for my firearm collection. I need to concentrate, you know?
Oh, sorry. Wah!
Graah! Don’t scream all of a sudden. You made me drop a piece!
Goodness, don’t do that, Uni. You need to grease that part. If you wear it out, you’ll never be able to restore it.
Huh? Oh, ah, you’re right. It’s not like I forgot. I was going to do it. This oil should do the trick.
Goodness, no! That’s an antique 573 small-bore rifle. You need to use the right lubricant.
Do I? This is all I have, though.
Just…just wait, okay? I’ll go get some right away!
G-Go ahead, I guess…

I can’t believe you know so much about guns, Nepgear.
Of course, I love all machines.



You ended up doing most of the work.
Wow, this handgun is amazing. I love the design of the revolving cylinder.
Oh, you can appreciate its value?
Automatic guns are convenient, but a good single-action can come in handy, too.
I know, right!? But I have to say, the shape of this trigger doesn’t seem to be stock.
Hmhmhmm. You finally noticed? This is a custom trigger.
I asked a gunsmith in Leanbox to make a trigger that fits my hand properly.
That’s fabulous. I can’t stress enough though, since you have such a great gun, learn how to maintain it properly.
Otherwise it’ll get ruined.
Urgh. I don’t have a comeback. I’ll be more careful.
I’d like to try test firing it, but I don’t want to warp any of the metal by using it too much.
That would happen, since this is made mostly for decoration. I’ve been getting more of those than usable firearms.
You have more antique guns on display? I need to see them. Please how me!
W-Well, they’re…all in my room.
I promise not to track mud inside. Oh yeah, if you show them to me, I’ll disassemble and clean them all.

Wait, did you invite Nepgear to your room?
N-No! And even if I did that wouldn’t be weird, why are you acting like it would be.
U-Um, I think you’re the one acting weird.



Ah-hahaha. You got me.
That’s fine. I’ll show you a little later It’s just that my room’s really messy right now.
Seriously? You swear?
B-But don’t forget your promise to show me how to maintain them.
Of course!

Just forget about it! Nisa’s scene, start it up!



Goodness, that was a really large sigh. I don’t think I’ve seen you so gloomy.
Mehhhhh. I was just thinking… This journey’s ending soon, y’know.
Oh, I see. Will you miss traveling with all of your friends?
It’s not that… I’ll miss having villainy and injustice across all of Gamindustri.
What do you mean by that?
Think about it. When our world finds nothing but peace, there’s no need to keep a heroine of justice around.
I get it now. Hmm…
TV shows end after the main character defeats the main villain, but they never show what happens to the hero afterward.
Th-That’s probably because… Well, because they’re having fun!
Right? In remakes and holiday specials, the old heroes unite with new ones who they train into reliable allies.
Those original heroes are usually really old, or played by not-dead actors.
True…
Ugh. I don’t know what I’ve been doing. Even though I’m the heroine of justice, fearing peace feels a little ironic.
I almost feel unqualified to be a heroine of justice for that. Haha…

I don’t understand anything she says, ever.



Snap out of it! Don’t be a pessimist!
Huh?
Even if your antagonist is defeated, and with it the need for a heroine…
Just remember, the heroine of justice lives on in everybody’s heart!
What!? I am inside everyone’s heart?
Yes, in a way. If they see you now, however, they’ll be disappointed.
A heroine of justice must always be positive, confident, and strong!
I see. You’re absolutely right. I’m so sorry. I was wrong!
Good, now you understand!
Yep. Even after Gamindustri finds peace, I will still be everyone’s heroine… That’s how I want to be seen.
Therefore, I mustn’t how any weakness!
That’s the spirit, Nisa! You really can be the heroine!

I think she’s just crazy. Sort of like Vert.



Huh? Where’s this coming from?
It’s something I’ve always thought to myself during our travels.
Three years ago, you were quite the helpless little girl.
Oh, back then…yes. That means I’ve grown, right?
Of course. Neptune doesn’t deserve such a good sibling. I just can’t believe the two of you are related.
You’re exaggerating. I’m still very immature compared to her.
Your humility is what also makes you the polar opposite of your sister.
Hmm. If only you were mine…
You have Chika, though.
She’s adorable, but I find her a little too intellectual.
It makes me question some things when she’s the one lecturing me.
Um…I’ve been pretty meddlesome in my sister’s business, too.
Neptune doesn’t give a hoot. If she did, she’d be more courteous.
She doesn’t even care? That’s pretty mean, too…
So you’re saying that if you were my big sister, I wouldn’t stress out over the things I do now.
Hmhmhmm. Yes, thank you. I’m very flattered.
If I were your sister, I would pamper you. Unlike Neptune.
That sounds lovely, but no thanks. If I let myself get spoiled, I’ll get lost in a decadent lifestyle.
Oh, too bad. In the same way, if you weren’t Neptune’s sister, I’d be quite concerned about her future.
Our fates are so well organized.
Fate, huh?
If you grow tired of Neptune, come to Leanbox anytime. You’re always welcome here.

Can we go see another concert after all this is done.
Sure, Rom! That sounds great!



Phew. Thank you, everyone! Bye-bye!
Child: You’re so cool!
Old Woman: Fabulous show. I never thought I’d get what the young people find hip again.
Woman: I’m a total fan!
P-Please, this was nothing special. I’ll come back and sing again, so if you can please come see me again.
Woman: Oh, most indubitably!
Old Woman: I’ll bring my ball and chain next time.
Child: See you next time!
Hello. What’s the occasion?
Nothing… I just felt like belting out a few ballads.
And you did it right here? That’s a dangerous game to play. You’ve got a lot of fans already.
I thought I was being careful about it. There aren’t a lot of people around.
Not to mention it’s impossible to put on concerts when I’m on a journey.

We’ll just have to make the world peaceful again soon.



I almost forgot one of your reasons for joining us was to play songs around the world, but we’ve been so busy…
S-Sorry. That wasn’t what I meant.
Of course I make my living on the stage, but I also like to burst out in song in front of just a few people, too.
But…
Besides, you’re always listening to me whenever I sing.
I think it’s the best feeling when someone you like listens to your songs.
Huh? Someone I like, or who you like?
Whooooa! I just said something way too embarrassing! I gotta go!
Someone she likes, huh? Hehehe… I guess it’s flattering she thinks I’m that neat of a friend to have.

We’re almost done, just a couple with Cave now.



I was resting my legs because the water here is rather cool. The weather has been sweltering in recent days.
Oh, sounds neat. Mind if I join?
As you will.
Um, thank you. Wow, this is really relaxing.
…
…
(It does feel nice here, but if we just sit here together like this, I really want to…)
(Yeah, I’m sure she won’t get mad. All right, let’s do this.)
Cave, take this!
Playful splash!
Hah.
Aw…she dodged it s fast.
Hmhmhmm. Fascinating. You wish to challenge me in s splash-off? Are you prepared to die here?
N-No, I don’t think I’m that serious.
take this! Hyah!

Speaking of, don’t get in a splash fight with her.



Goodness, it’s cold! Oooh, now I’m frustrated. Take this! Counterattack!
Splish, splash!
You are far too inexperienced. Such a light barrage is simple to evade. Now it is my turn to strike!
Splashhhhhhh!
Blub-blub! Whew. How can you dodge all my splashes? All right, no more defense. Take my secret machinegun barrage! Haah!
Sp-sp-sp-sp-sp-splash!
I said you are far too inex-gah!
Yes! I gotcha right in your face!
Not at all, It grazed me.
Unless I am struck I the core of my being, it is considered a miss. This is my bomb strike! Haaah!
SPLOOSH!
Waaah! A flood! I’m going to drown!
Goodness…I’m soaked…
Amateur. You must learn to evade and strike simultaneously, otherwise you will never stand a chance against me.
Hmm, you’re not wet at all. Achoo!
You may catch cold if you remain here. I recommend returning to your barracks and drying your body vigorously.
Um, okay. I will. It was fun playing with you like this. I’ll see you later.
Huh. I cannot believe I allowed myself to become excited and playful like a child. She is a mysterious one.

Last one!



* sigh * Salutations.
What happened? You’re sighing.
I am in a spot of trouble. It is rather ridiculous. Is it fun to hang out with me?
Fun? Well, more…soothing?
Is that so? While it may be odd for me to say, I understand I can be seen as boring and rather cold.
Sometimes you have really cute reactions that are fun to watch.
Please cease discussing this.
S-Sorry. I don’t think you’re cold.
Truly?
Yes, truly. Your smiles are really lovely.
My smiles?
Yes. You’ve been smiling like that more and more lately. I’m happy about that.
Me, smiling? I don’t think so…
Does that really surprise you? You’re always smiling around 5pb.
I am always…smiling?
Yeah, you really are.
I was not aware that…I was smiling. Whenever I practiced my expressions, I could never smile in the mirror.
Is that the trouble you’re talking about?
W-Who is concerned about that? I said it was a bit ridiculous.
I suppose I should at least thank you and 5pb. for this.
Hmm? Sorry, I didn’t catch that.
It was nothing of importance. I am glad you are my ally.
S-Sure…
Was she really in trouble? She started beaming all of a sudden. What…was that?

So, are we fighting Arfoire next time?
Um, I think so. Next Time, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mark Two: The Deity of Sin!
If you say so, I’ll believe it when I see it.