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Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2

by Feinne

Part 58: Episode 58: Arf-

Episode 58: Arf-

Hold the phone! We’re not done yet!
G-Goodness!
Don’t think we’ll step out of this game without one more chance at the spotlight, chump!
Fine, um, whatever.

Episode 58: ASIC’s Last Stand

Now set up the clip, like normal!
You mean ramble about unrelated stuff?
Did she just burn herself? I don’t know, chump. That sort of takes the fun out of this.

Video- “ASIC’s Last Stand”

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Seriously?
It’s dangerous here. You should hide somewhere else.
They’re right, chump! It’s dangerous. Compa, please tell her that, as well.
Shut it! They killed Magic. I can’t just let them by!
You were close to Magic?
Step aside, young’un! We gotta beat up Arfoire!
We don’t want to waste our strength on you.
Ugh, I said shut it! I don’t give a rat’s ass about all that!

No it doesn’t. This is our crowning achievement!
She does have a point, you guys are the second to last boss in a game!
Now she’s condescendingly congratulating us, chump! This is really embarrassing.



So whaddaya say? If you don’t wanna fight me, I’ll just take the initiative!
I understand. We’ll fight.
Hey, we really can’t waste our time.
She seems very serious. We should respect that.
Why’re you so nice to your enemies? You’re totally hopeless.
That’s what I’m talking about. Yo, if you ain’t gonna fight, get lost.
You’re my partner, now and forever. I’ll dive into hell with you, chump.
You stupid little…hmph. Don’t drag me down.
If we’re going to fight, we’ll fight seriously!
Bring it! This is our last match. Today, I’ll cut out your hearts with a spoon!

No, I’m pretty sure she’s earnest. Look at her.
I am, I really am.
But we got our asses kicked, chump!



Boss Battle: Underling and Pirachu
One more time, we’ve got Underling and Pirachu. They work the same way they always have, they just have a LOT more health and hit way harder. Pirachu is probably easier to kill and slightly more threatening. Pound them down, if you’re having problems at all that probably means you’re not quite ready for Arfoire anyway.

Okay, okay. A little bit, I’ll admit. But we did it with style!
All you can hope for.
Seriously, they’re all going to laugh at us as soon as we’re out of the studio, chump!



Chuuu… I tried my best, but we still lost.
Satisfied?
All right, we’ll be going now.
Wait! You’re not…gonna finish me off?
Maybe I’ll stab you in the back while you’re fighting the Deity of Sin.
Try it if you dare.
If you do that, I’ll clobber you again!
It’s fine. It’s strange for me to say, but I trust you more than that.
Tch. Of course, I was kidding. I don’t have the energy to stand.
Please run away as soon as you can. This place is very dangerous for you.
Compa, my sweet guardian angel, you’re so kind to the bitter end.

No they won’t, they’re nicer than that.
Yeah, we are.
No they’re not! They’re really not, chump!



What’ll we do now, chump?
What do you mean by that? The Deity of Sin will kill the CPUs and that’ll be the end of everything.
And if they beat her?
That’s impossible, y’know? But if such a miracle does happen, I dunno what we’ll do…

Anyway, we’re out.
Hugs and kisses to Compa, chump!
Are they gone?
Yes.
Oh good, keeping all that laughter in was killing me.
It’s mean to laugh at them, no matter how funny they are.
Can we get to Arfoire now?
Oh dear, they sat on the tape! I’ve got to get everything all set up again now!
Stupid rat! Ugh, fine, whatever. Next Time, Hyperdimension Neptunia Mark Two: Arfoire! For real this time!