Part 249: Year's End-Apple bobbing for husbands
Gotta love our clan's women. "Half these guys will die within a few years, might as well make sure we get hot ones while they last."
Only 3 children initiated? Kids are a bunch of slackers are these days, they're not even growing up on schedule.
Hey, maybe this time we can get an exploration to succeed in time to fulfill the omen!
What are our goals for this year?