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Knights Contract

by SelenicMartian

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Original Thread: We didn't read the fine print in Knights Contract

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Introduction



From the makers of Folklore, Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom, and... Clash of the Titans: The Video Game comes the title which often shows up in the lists of the worst games of its generation. It was the swan song of the studio: a few months after the release the staff were scattered to the winds. Some of them ended up working on models for the current Pokémon games, The Evil Within, Resident Evil 7, and even designing battles for Bravely Default and Bravely Second. Knights Contract wasn't made by hopeless talentless idiots, and yet it failed.



Some dude at IGN says

quote:

Knights Contract is a miserable game that I hope you do not have the misfortune to play.
Ouch.



So, is it really that bad? Is it... shit?

Let's be optimistic! Let's find out! Let's solve the mystery of the missing possessive case in the title!

I am not planning to ace Knights Contract, we're simply getting through and admiring the scenery.

NO SPOILERS

MAIN CHARACTERS



Heinrich is a knight carrying a huge scythe to compensate for his small head. Normally, peasants would bend the blade of their scythe to turn it into a more handy spear, but Heinrich is not educated in the ways of peasantry, partly due to prejudice, partly because most of them have died of the plague. Our brave hero cannot be killed by anything apart from grief.



Gretchen is a witch. Well, technically, she is the soul of a witch, manning an artificial body. Gretchen is planning a big reunion party with her old witching buddies, and Heinrich got invited as the stripper.



Minukelsus is an apprentice alchemist (a nerd) and the funny sidekick who hasn't earned a proper promotional artwork. He's quite spry for someone wearing the period's equivalent of a hazmat suit.

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