Part 23: Chapter Twenty-Three: I... you... off... offff... offffffffJesus almost lost...almost...
Part Twenty-Three: I... you... off... offff... offffffff
Music: Gambling House
Phew~~I am all soaked. Miss Tracey, are you
Jesus is now facing his greatest obstacle to his gentlemanliness.
You scared me there! Why did you yell all of a sudden?
What about me?
You you took took off your clothes off .off .
Of course I took my clothes off. I am all wet and I would catch a cold with my clothes on. You should take yours off too, so you wont catch a cold.
The obstacle doubles the difficulty!
No...no need I .you you shouldnt in front of men take off off clothes
Why not? Its not the first time. When I was young, me and my big brother, second brother and third brothers all take off our clothes and jumped into the river to bathe, it felt so good! Too bad theres no river around here.
Eh? Why are you still wearing your clothes? You really will catch a cold!
The obstacle triples the difficulty!
No I wont I Im fine like this fine~~ACHOO!
See, I told you so. Eh? Your face is red, did you get a fever? Let me take a closer look.
The obstacle sextuples the difficulty!
AH! You you stay there!
What are you afraid of? I wont eat you.
Hey! Where are you going?
how long are you going to stay out there? You will get sick.
Dont dont worry about me I am fine~~ACHOO!
Ha! You are such a strange person.
(Whos strange?) Oh? The rain stopped.
My clothes are dry. Well, I should go home, you sure are an interesting person, lets hunt again together next time, hehehe, see ya!
Darn it! Something so sudden like this, I didnt even have time to prepare for it. Everyones gonna look down at my uselessness, [sign]
And so, Jesus conquered the sin of lust with great difficulty.
Forgot to mention I got some alcohols (which was immediately consumed), rare tea cup for Rater Ye, antique for Simon peak, and a crossbow.
This with our hunting skill can kill the bear in 3 hits.
But now I found this, the heavy crossbow. The bear will now fall in two hits.
Jesus gave this baby a try and the rabbit silently acknowledged his speciess impending extinction.
Ah, I get it! During all these process of hunting, I have finally acquired the secret of animal movements, and it seems I can apply it to kung fu...Learned Carefree Roaming Steps!!
Yes? What is it Mr.Ye.
Im here to inform you of the new title people in Jiangwu have been calling you by. I have also recorded this title into your section of my book.
Really, what new title did they give me?
Due to your
Really? Wow, terrific!
I expect more out of you in the future, please continue to work harder.
Naturally, thank for coming.
Hope you dont mind, but I have business to take care of.
Oh no, no. Please let me show you the exit.
Your reputation increased, it is now 66.
Year Two Late April: Valley Entrance
Jesus, good timing, lets take a stroll with me outside the valley.
Suspicious your head! I twisted my leg from yesterday practice, so I decide to walk a bit to loosen up the limb. If you dont want to, I will ask Thorn Boy instead. [Beware of dropping relationship!]
Wait let me think very well! [You think I dont know? You cheapskate using relationship points to pressure me!] Strolling is good, I also need some serenity.
Relationship with Moon increased.
Actual forth wall breaking as a developer joke/hint/reminder or Jesus broke his mind from previous event.
Time flies by probably the only bird thats not yet extinct.
The bear claw mark on this tree
Heeya! Afraid my ass! You didnt know your bro is a master hunter? Relax!
Thi-this...Jesus gentlemanliness must still be in recovery mode after that boss battle.
Someones in trouble, bro, hurry and go take a look.
This might be a smart bear trying to bait me away so he can come eat you.
Stop playing around! Go save him!
Jesus' brain fails to revive the gentleman structure and temporarily replaces it with a hip-hop boy personality.
Save me .the bear is going to eat me
Sca-scared me to death there so scary
Sir, if you dont have any busines here, dont wander in the forest, theres been a lot of bears lately.
I AM looking for a bear, but who would have thought they are smart enough to evade all five of my traps.
Bro, how is Mr.God!
Oh its little Moon! bro? He is
Bro, he is the friend of our master, Medicine God of Relaxation Village!
Sir, he is the newly recruited student by Master Flawless.
Nice you meet you, Mr. God.
Good! Who would have thought Flawless would acquire another student, I am so jealous.
If you are known as Medicine God, then there should be many people asking for your help, and there should be many more asking to be your apprentice, why cant you recruit a student?
Mr. God has too many rules, no one can handle it.
[Sign] I dont really care anymore, as long as someone is willing to learn, I will teach him the art.
Sir, I have a little interest, maybe I could
If you really want to learn, then visit me at
Jesus would love to, but he's body is moving on it's own toward
Eh? Someone is having an argument in the forest!
This forest belong to everybody, I will hunt wherever I like, why do you care?
I wont let you hurt the cute little animals!
Animals are tasty, not cute. You better move out of the way or I will treat you like an animal, you dumbass.
1) Help the Hunter
2) Help the Wildman
This probably is the only event that Id rather help the hunter
Potential avatar of the night for your enemies!