Part 40: Chapter Forty-One: Older, Better, Taller, Longer---------------------------------------------------------------
Part Forty-One: Older, Better, Taller, Longer
Music: Battle Theme Two
Okay, Jesus calm down, calm down. Since this is a test, you only need to take half his HP away to pass and hell hold back by only using the starter kung fu Carefree Finger. Oh yeah, we also have Iron Body that reduces damage by 1/3 and Carefree Roaming Step which gives us a 1/3 chance to dodge each attack .yes, yes, now I am calm.
More importantly, we get the first strike! That will make a difference.
Thats it!? 220+ damage just kind of bruised him!?
70% of other Players: "We barely make a dent!"
Did did we just get Palm-Farted?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Its like the whole body is in flame or swarmed by bees!
Damage to Hp ratio wise, we are hurting equally! So this is a battle of burning each other to death!
Oh god! Chi of the old people! Only few people in the world can stand up to that smell! This attack is flawless! Luckily, Jesus is also flawlessly drunk and dodged this one.
Let me give you a back massage, master!
Is that an angry jaw-opened hungry soul?
This situation would have been reversed if I didnt hit first
No! Jesus runs out of chi to power his attack!
Run Jesus! Run! Get some distance so it hurts less is he building the cloudy road to heaven? GAggghhhhhh!
Hmm, not bad. I am pleased to see you working hard, so today I will teach you a new kung fu.
Your relationship with Master Flawless increased
Luckily, Master held back in the fight so we wont go into injury mode.
Watch carefully, this is Water Margin Hero Palm it is based on the story Water Margin.
This palm style is heavy yet steady, with a heroic aura and comprising the three techniques of Deep Intelligence Praying to Buddha, Wu Song Breaking His Chains, and Song Jiang Holding the Seal.
The practitioner should have a strong foundation in Hardness and I hope you will practice more in the future.
This kung fu is slightly weaker than Drunken Fist, but it doesnt require getting drunk or cost a bottle of liquor for each punch. The chi cost is pretty high, however.
Ruta! Are you there? We need your drugs now!
Get out of my face!
If you feel troublesome, then I will take it off for you.
School brother, you shouldnt force her if she doesnt want to and if master finds out about this
I love this games artist.
Silent! The more she doesnt want to take off her veil, the more I want to see her face. Just dont tell master about it and everything will be fine.
No, I cant let you do that!
What? You dare to oppose me?
Just buddy and Honest buddy, what happened? Why are you two glaring at each other with such red faces?
School school brother wants to take off that ladys veil.
Hmph! Who doesnt want to take a look at such a slim figured lady? Dont you think so?
1) Wholeheartedly agree.
2) Just buddy, you shouldnt force people to do things against their wishes.
Tempting, but we will save that for another route and pick #2.
Your moral increased
Shut up! I dont need your fake morality, get out!
Vile men! I will kill you!
You go girl! Cut his pretty face!
Hahaha, she really is a beauty, I apologize for my actions, so let me check to see if you are hurt or not?
Dont touch me!
Dont touch my student!
Yoyoyo, another beauty, today is my lucky day.
Dude, shes a Master, stop before we get killed!
Hmph! I was thinking who the hell is it, and its none other than the hoodlums from Wudang.
Calm down babe, its bad to have such a bad temper.
Oh god, we are all gonna die.
Music: Battle Theme
This is an awkward situation!
Jesus walks in to try and talk it out.
Woah! Stop man! Stop! What the heck are you doing!?
Maam, I apologize for the idiot for knocking out your student wait! We are not surrounding you!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Why do all masters attacks sting like bees!? And why me?
Honest decide that the lady is too pissed off to negotiate and tries to save Jesus instead.
No, Jesus refuses to hurt innocent people!
But he cant just leave Honest all alone, so he decides to use the new, unpracticed, least damaging kung fu to hopefully not cause any lasting damage.
But he cant quite recall how it goes so he copied Master Flawless a little and made a mini Sprit Bomb.
What? She is using medicine!
Jesus is not sure if he is relieved or in great fear.
Note: Before the game patch, she has infinite max hp pills.
It is a tough match, Jesus took all the beating he could to protect those two guys and eventually she ran out of pills.
No more holding back, Water Margin Hero Palm 32% Mastery!
All your battle stats increased
Little Shen, people from Wudang are scum. If you see any more of these people in the future, make sure to treat them like rats and dont hold back.
Damn bitch, lets go!
.(I am not a Wudang student, why me too?)
Your relationship with Old Honest increased
Your relationship with Swordsman Just decreased
Potential Avatar of the Night
Yes~~You cant resist my face.