Part 14: Barba has identity issues.

Chapter 14: Barba has identity issues.

I really should be doing homework. Nope. Not right now

Last time on the adventure, Downstab was chillin' in front of three rocks. He remembered some townsperson's advice, and decides to try something?


Hmm... why don't I "call for help?" That's what the townsperson said to do!

They meant use the recorder, you faggot. Not call me.


Right! With that done, a palace appears!

Alrighty. Let's roll.

This fuchsia color is pretty but Downstab doesn't mind.

Let's get some magics before anything.

Down 'ze elevator!

Left? Right?

Nah, keep going down.

My master key handles this well.

Wizzrobes. Argh. I don't like them very much.

Hammer throwers too. My level 8 sword makes easy work of them.

Ble Iron Knuckles! They're bringing out the heavy hitters.

Iron Knuckle fell down the hole...

I need to get across.

Another blue Iron Knuck? Come on...

Alrighty.

Two concrete heads shooting beams and me and wizzrobes shooting echos at me. Great.

Hello there trapped Knuck.

Moving along, I jumped across this with a little help from magic.

This part sucks. If you don't know where the hole is...

You fall down here and have to do it over again

Sweet. We're across.

What the? Boss fight?

It's an Iron Knuckle riding his wife!

Pretty easy with strong sword.

And...

2 hits to kill him after I kill his wife.

A cross! Yay?

Nonetheless, we've got it.

Alright. Here's the really scary part.


Wee!

Hey another hole under it. Wow!

After jumping across lava pits and flying dragon heads, I come to a wall. This wall is to prevent ya darn cheaters from casting fairy to skip the thing

No Tetris here.

Whoa. Huge lava pit. What do I do?

NOW we use Fairy.

Heh. I love this spell.

Yaaay.

We're getting... somewhere?

Another mini-boss fight.


Dead.

High platforms! Must mean somethin' special.

Hmm... What would you do? Going down seems the right way, but what does the right path hold?

A blue Iron Knuckle...

Some magic heads, but most importantly, a 1-up doll!

Down we go!

Oh Jesus I missed it and I have no magic

That statue had no magic potion.

Luckily this red Iron Knuckle did. Score!

Let's do this again!

Whoaaa.

Remember the magic word!

Teehee!

Oh shit. Boss fight.

Meet Barba. He's actually Volvagia, the boss from the fire temple in Ocarina of Time as well. In later versions, he was changed to this.

Anyways, since I suck at getting screenshots during fights, I decided to do a video of me at battle with him. Watch and learn how Downstab conquered this fearsome beast! Yes I realized I said key instead of crystsal, point and laugh

Sweet. The Three Eye Palace is done.


Moving on, we've got to visit the final town!

Pass the bridge first.

Sweet.

See that flying Moa that's about to hit me? Can't see it if you don't have the cross.

Old Kasuto!

This first house looks intriguing.

Apparently abandoned towns still have very fine houses (you'll never hear this retarded joke again, as if it was one to begin with! )

I do want most powerful magic.

Th-th-th-THUNDER. Bitch, yeah. 64 points is a lot though

There's nothing else in Old Kasuto minus a few empty houses and some destroyed houses, like this one.

Back we go!

Oh dear... Don't make me do it

Next update: There's nothing odd about this because you've never been here before!

We're so close.