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Plant Chapter, Something Witty This Way Comes
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GO GO GO

"I was just wondering if he had stairs in his house."

D-D-Did I stutter?

You might wanna deny that there moustache, buddy.

Then why didn't they just cap him or something? Hmm...

And he was almost certaintly doing a good job, too.

Actually, he told me everything I needed to know, so...thanks!

Them again!

Suddenly, the burrito Ames had earlier starts to catch up with him.

He has a heart attack...

And unfortunately...

...he doesn't explode.

The...A-Team?

Shotkill McGunmanstein gets a little overzealous.

Oh yeah? Well -

DEUS EX MACHINA OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

Ninja  Olga  tries to lop of Ocelots hand in a fit of nostalgia.

Bullets are no match for my sword flailing skills!

Some of the stray bullets kill a hostage. The only scene in the game that left me a tad unerved.

THINK MATRIXY THOUGHTS THINK MATRIXY THOUGHTS

Good luck and all that jazz *yoink*

Gettin' the fuck outta here.

Had to do some cleaning up. Actually, I could have just run out, but I like violence.

BULLETS IN YO FACE (sternum, actually)

Let's get outta here.

"Uh, he tripped!"

Oh hey, they fixed this bridge!

HOLY HELL NO THEY DIDN'T

Got spotted by a Cypher, so I ran into the warehouse. Gotta pick up some more hardware anyway.

Grabbed a sniper rifle, ammo, and a grenade launcher!

Now, time to go rescue the president.

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Will some bad shit go down? Yes. (I didn't really try on that one )


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