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Gah, between my internet losing connection and crazy shit happening I can finally post this. This has been typed up and sitting here since last night.
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Oh. It's you...
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Yeah... I am...
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But I-
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Oh...
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I'm not doing a Geico joke.
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That's not that great. It does look neat though.
Heading back through the tunnel, past Verdanturf and through Mauville, we head north.
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Man, to live in a world where people were so willing to fight random strangers. Hell yea we're fighting.
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Darn skippy!
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Why do people keep saying that?
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Beating women seems to run in my family.
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One more battle in my assault against the elderly.
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"I mean, you did just kick all our asses, how about coming inside our house where there are no witnesses?
"
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This is the most boring family ever.
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You smell like gin and poligrip.
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Her monster was the same level as his, so I can only guess she doesn't mean as a trainer.
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For those that don't know, the Macho Brace doubles the EVs gained by the equipped monster but restrict speed. Of course speed restriction isn't that much of a factor with our monsters as their either Defensive tanks (Ferrosaur) or fairly fast (Shoryugget and Buggy McFly).
Anyway, I stopped back at the Pokémon Center in Mauville and continued heading north.
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These places are never fucking working when I first get there.
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Stitch is awesome like that.
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I'm tough looking?
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What the? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
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What kind of reporter just attacks a little girl out of nowhere?
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"HOO-HAH!" Misty replied. Then she sped off like a retard after a stick of butter.
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If it's not a fucking rock, it's a fatass Pokémon, if it's not a Fatass Pokémon it's a goddamn tree. If it's not a goddamn tree it's a fucking Sandstorm. This is complete bullshit!
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Taking a detour to the east I entered the Fiery Path.
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I'm sorry, but it's just a good naming convention.
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Exiting the fiery hell that is Fiery path, we come to Route 112
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Heh, Alriiiight.
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I didn't say anything.
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I already have one.
But mine's full of potato bugs and a washer and dryer.
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Haha, now I can make forts.
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Sure, what's the hurt in that?
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What a nice old lady.
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Well, ok, I guess...
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...um, sure
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Well I really have to be-
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Ok, I'm going-
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GAH YOU STUPID OLD WOMAN. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS. LEAVE ME ALONE. ![](/LetsPlay/Smilies/emot-crying.gif)
And with that, Misty planted a pickaxe in her forehead and left.
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Don't taste the snow. Oh god, it tastes like the powder mom always kept in that jar on the mantle.
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Well looks like he's not getting used.
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OH GOD. They rise from the earth! Fucking Zombies.
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Oh wait, he was a ninja. This means Misty's officially beaten pirates AND ninjas.
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Yea, sure kid. Go eat some pocky or some shit.
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Any day I can beat a kid wearing a badly made Pokémon costume is a good day.
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Ya hear that Ash? I'm coming for you.
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Hehe, sack.
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And we've reached the small town of Fallarbor. We'll probably just pass right through on our way to Meteor Falls.
As for names, you're probably better off thinking of stuff I could just conceivably catch in the next areas from now on.
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