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Ancient braille text posted:

FIRST COMES
WAILORD.
LAST COMES
RELICANTH.

Ok,

KEYMASTER!

GATEKEEPER!

INTO POSITION!

Ok, at this point there's a huge earthquake. And the Stay Puft Marshmallow man explodes all over.

Oh, that's just lovely. So I came down here for nothing. You fucking-
Hey wait...

Sweet baby Jesus! Those lumps of stone had dots.

Also, must make all Pokémon production of "Gone with the Wind".

WE NEED SUPPLIES!

Rustboro!

Timer Balls are about to come in pretty handy.

TO DEWFORD!

Ok, fuck the town, we're stocked on supplies so north we go!

Seconds later, Carcharias would rip his legs off.

He knows too much. Shoryugget'll have to terminate him...

I KNEW IT. And only two innocent bystanders had to die for knowing too much.

Ancient braille text posted:

STAY CLOSE
TO THE WALL.
RUN AROUND
ONE LAP.

Well.. ok. But only because you're ancient text on a wall.

Oh sh-

The Ancient guardian, Regice.

An explanation on the Regi. Remember how The Legendary Birds; Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres; were very powerful? The Regi are the same way, except their power is in their Defensive stats. In Regice's case it has extraordinarily high Special Defense. Only Shuckle has higher.

Shoryugget will demonstrate.

We all know that Ice loses to Fire and that Shoryugget's got a very nice Sp.Atk stat...

...damn

Oh god, I think its pissed off.

Two Crunches later.

After a while it finally sticks.

Look it up, it'll make sense








Ka0 posted:

That aside it was hard trying to make Misty look chubby and sort of deranged or psychotic.

"I'm not that fat... am I? Oh god I need potato chips. "

I don't know who the 6th party member'll be.
Seriously, I'm making this shit up as I go.

So you guys can pick who gets to be the final party member .

Misty's Current Final Party choices
Shoryugget Blaziken - Female - Fire/Fighting
Repiv Seviper - Male - Poison
Anglargh Lanturn - Female - Water/Electric
Ferrosaur Aggron - Female - Steel/Rock
That Pig Grumpig - Male - Psychic
??? ??? - ??? -

Misty's Box o' Monsters
9Volt Pikachu - Male - Electric
Albertross Wingull - Female - Water/Flying
Amigo Lombre - Female - Water/Grass
Aneurismon Psyduck - Female - Water
Antoinette Pinsir - Female - Bug
Assagore Geodude - Male - Rock/Ground
Assmunch Girafarig - Male - Psychic/Normal
Asstadon Phanpy - Male - Ground
Becuz Wynaut - Female - Psychic
Bengay Grimer - Male - Poison
Bigmouth Golbat - Male - Flying/Poison
Bigpeeler Gulpin - Male - Poison
Bitchcakes Mightyena - Female - Dark
Boobercast Castform - Female - Normal
Buggy McFly Ninjask - Female - Bug/Flying
Carcharias Sharpedo - Male - Water/Dark
Chowdah Clamperl - Male - Water
Crinoidea Lileep - Male - Rock/Grass
Dark Spawn Igglybuff - Female - Normal
Daytripper Breloom - Male - Grass/Fighting
Dizzy Shit Spinda - Female - Normal
Donger Cascoon - Male - Bug
Euphemism Baltoy - Genderless - Ground/Psychic
Foxy Brown Vulpix - Male - Fire
Fruitplane Tropius - Female - Grass/Flying (Ahahahahahaha, no.)
Fucksy Illumise - Female - Bug
Gatekeeper Relicanth - Male - Rock/Water
Great Leon Kecleon - Male - Normal (Though changes to the type was last hit with.)
Harbinger Absol - Male - Dark
Helios Solrock - Genderless - Rock/Psychic
Hocus Abra - Male - Psychic
Hotbox Torkoal - Female - Fire
Husk Shedinja - Genderless - Bug/Ghost
Hylian Barboach - Male - Water/Ground
Hypnautica Chimecho - Male - Psychic
I'm Broken Wobbuffet - Female - Psychic
Insecticon Heracross - Male - Bug/Fighting
Ironbeek Skarmory - Female - Steel/Flying
Jigglebutt Jigglypuff - Female - Normal
Jolt Cola Electrike - Female - Electric
Keymaster Wailord - Female - Water
Lil' Whore Skitty - Female - Normal
Melty McGoo Slugma - Male - Fire
Moai Nosepass - Female - Rock
Mork Natu - Male - Psychic/Flying
Mr.Giggle Shuppet - Male - Ghost
Munchies Trapinch - Male - Ground
Murray Duskull - Female - Ghost
NotSpearow Tailow - Female - Normal/Flying
Orbnauticus Voltorb - Genderless - Electric
Palletswap Silkoon - Female - Bug
Pichumaker Pikachu - Female - Electric
Pikablu Azumarill - Male - Water
Pootington Koffing - Female - Poison
Radium Crawdaunt - Male - Water/Dark
'Roids Machop - Male - Fighting
Roseanna Wailmer - Male - Water
SA Beef Feebas - Male - Water
Schizo Doduo - Male - Normal/Flying
Shockbait Pikachu - Female - Electric
SlowAsShit Slakoth - Male - Normal
Snippet Pinsir - Female - Bug
Stitch Sableye - Male - Dark/Ghost
Sucksy Volbeat - Male - Bug
Testacool Tentacool - Male - Water/Poison
TheBESTEST Oddish - Male - Grass/Poison
Thomas Camerupt - Male - Fire/Ground
THX-1138 Magnemite - Genderless - Steel/Electric
Valknut Regice - Genderless - Ice <Not using this one>
Wheathorn Rhyhorn - Male - Rock/Ground
Womp Rat Sandshrew - Female - Ground

NOTE: I WILL BE CATCHING MORE BEFORE I GET TO THE ELITE FOUR SO THERE WILL BE ADDITIONS LATER.

EDIT:
Also No. Marshall, Clarence T and Morrissey are not options.
Marshall is staying a Ralts for more stupid picture action.
Clarence T was slow roasted over a fire.
Morrissey was choked to death with a sock.


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