No. Unfortunately I was joking; the Armageddon ritual uses shards of the Black Gate as a reagent, and we're all out of Black Gates at the moment.CaptainCaveman posted:
Oooh. Can you actually do that? Do we get a decent bad ending then or anything?
: No, by the looks of you, my guess is that you're a big strong
hero who's just down here to kill monsters.
: Who are you?: No, you go first. Tell me your name and I'll tell you
mine!: I am the Avatar.: The Avatar, eh? I guess I was right about you being a hero. My
name is Ciara, and it's very nice to meet you, Avatar.: I'm not here to just kill monsters. I'm on a quest.: Of course you are, dear. I'm sure that it's a very important
quest too, but how about helping me out a little, hmm?: I'm very busy, Ciara...: Oh, fine, too busy to help a lady, I see.: It's not that; it's just that I have very important things to
do.: And helping a lady isn't important? Fine. That's just fine. See
if I care.: ...Okay, what can I do to help you?: Well, it's like this: I've been down here for an ogre's age
looking for a treasure room. So far, all that I've found is a strange red
cube.: I think that I've found the room that the treasure is in, but
the door is locked and I haven't been able to find the key.: You're looking for a treasure room?: Oh yes, it's said to be piled high with gold and gems.: Some pirates or maybe even a dragon probably hoarded it
away.: It's been down here for years. Say, I don't suppose you've
gotten into that room have you?: No, I haven't. But, as I said, I'm not treasure hunting.
I'm...: ...on a quest. Yes, I know.: I'd be most appreciative if you could keep an eye out for that
key. I ran into a crazy old mage and I think that he has the key.: I've looked everywhere else for it. But when I try to talk to
that old loon he tries to attack me.: Won't you please help?: I'll try to look for the key.: Thank you very much. I promise that I'll give you a nice reward
if you can bring me that key. Goodbye, now.
: Yes, I have the key.: Then hand it over!: A deal's a deal, here's your cube. Now, if you'll excuse me.
I'm off to the treasure room!
