The Let's Play Archive

Lobotomy Corporation

by TeeQueue

Part 151: BCP 1 - Laetitia

X-394 is a big facility, full of mysterious creatures known as Abnormalities. Many of these Abnormalities can do very bad things if they're handled improperly, and it's vitally important that our agents know just what may happen if they're careless. What's a manager to do?

Episode 1: Laetitia

Music: trailer

Hi! I'm Paul! Just your everyday plucky employee of Lobotomy Cobotomy, here today to talk about Laetitia!

We all know that Laetitia is a good girl who has done nothing wrong in her life, and most employees would never even dream hurting her feelings. Buuut, we're going to find out today what happens if we do!

Oh boy oh boy! I'm sure ready to do some science, Miss Hod!

We've seen it a few times, but the first step is to get ourselves a Normal on a work! Do you think you can screw up just a little bit, Paul?

I sure can, Miss Hod! Was that a good enough job?

It was! Now we can get a good shot of Laetitia bestowing her gift onto you, Paul.

Like so! She throws it right out, and her aim's so good it'll go with Paul no matter what.

Gee willikers! It sure is a pretty heart. :swoon:

It is! It's also Laetitia's totally hilarious prank. She's decided you're her friend now, and she wants her friends to meet her other friends! So one of her friends is hidden inside. Now remember: as long as you have it, make sure that you only deal with Laetitia!

But what happens if we don't do that?

Let's see!

That heart is looking mighty ominous, Miss Hod!

Those cracks mean that the prank is about to go off! We can still cancel the work to stop things at this point.

That sounds silly! Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

Yowie wowie! That smarts something fierce, Miss Hod!

Yes, it's quite lethal.

The Wee Witch's Friend will then wander the facility, dealing Red damage to anyone it meets.

Hey, Miss Hod? How strong IS The Wee Witch's Friend?

Not very. With only 350 HP and dealing 8-10 damage each slash, most of our agents can take it out.

Kaori can destroy it without even needing backup from a shield bullet.

Wow! I can't wait until I'm a powerful agent like her!

Oh… hey Hod? I just thought of something! If Laetitia is playing a prank on her friend, and that's what kills them, doesn't that mean she is doing something wrong?

Don't be silly! The only reason you had to die was because you went to see someone else. If you had stayed faithful to your one true friend, you wouldn't have ever run into any problems. You did this.

You monster.

Nicely put! I sure do feel terrible now!

Well, that's all the time we have today. Thanks for joining us! And remember…

Knowledge is just pain plus observation! Have a great day!