Part 1: The meteoric rise and fall of Corporal JenkinsThe meteoric rise and fall of Corporal Jenkins
Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel. No wait, wrong game.
We chose colonist and sole survivor for our origin to bring maximum emo. Vanguard because later games become a race to see if you can kill everything before your teammates get a shot off (and shotguns are fuckass broken in this game along with biotics). It seems we got a shiny new ship to test out, saddled with a secret mission that of course immediately turns to shit.
WILL WE SURVIVE?
e: There is some audio desync for a chunk of this video. Sorry. It matched up in editing and I don't know WTF caused it.