Part 13

Alright! Find cap. Go back. Sleep. That's my plan.

Let's see how it all works out.


That kid's not very bright, it seems.


Who cares? Let's just grab the cap and go.


Da da da DAAAAAAA!


Hey, Tia.

Finally, I...caught up with you. There... there was a bridge and some ogres and... It took awhile...

Stop. Rest. Catch your breath.

No... listen, there's something I have to tell you.


Is something happening back in town? Is the mountain scheduled for demolition? What?

Tania and Barambat are standing behind you.


Oh.


Neither, is the rock, for that matter.

What are you even talking about?

What, are you stupid? There's no way you don't know this girl's a fairy.

Chitta?

Uhhhm see ya!


Chitta! She was really... wait, why did she even need our help if she could fly?

Hahaha! She really never told you? Well, don't you look stupid?

This coming from Mr. "Barambat is nobody's fool"?

Well, we'll still be wanting that stone. Tania?

Yeah?


This is a horrible plan considering Tia managed to defeat Tania is about three seconds last time even when tied up. Luckily, she just wanders around at random anyway when the time comes.

(I sure hope Barambat doesn't find out I dunno which is left and which is right...)


Listen Tia, we don't have the element of surprise this time, and I think Barambat is tough enough to take us both on by himself.

So, what do we do?

We run, and try to split them up.


Oh no, pointy!

Well, Fron. I see where you're going and I must agree. Tania is a big pansy, so you could take her pretty easily. If she gets hurt, they'll have to retreat or else Barambat will need to find a new annoying girl to cart around.[/I]

Back me up, Tia.

Gotcha.


If you do this, Tania can't use her knockback attack and you can beat her up with ease. She only does 1 damage per hit. Just defeating Tania ends the battle.

-Both of our heroes gain a level


Uh, well we wont be back HERE. We'll be... oh, you get it.


Yeah, okay. That wasn't a good line, I know.


Uh, Fron? She just made the dead rise from their graves. Can that wait?


First up, you should eliminate the zombies. Uh, after the incident in the cave, are you alright, Fron?

Oh, it's just zombies. You can hardly walk through a graveyard these days without a few of those cropping up. Some people need to be buried three of four times.

Huh. Well, they're easy to kill. Tia's silver arrows (good against undead) are especially useful.


Ghosts like to teleport around, plus they have a long-ranged attack. It doesn't do a lot of damage but they tend to hit you several times before you get close. Pictured here is the result of that.


You're a fool alright, but I think I can forgive you if we just get off this mountain right now and never even look at it again.

This time:
- Another pair of level gains.


Just when I hoped I could get my life back on track, everything goes wrong.

Hey, come on. You accomplished your little mission, right?

I guess, but now I'm into something big, even if I don't understand it yet.

What are you going to do, then?

Good question.


Sorry about being a complete bitch back there.


Seriously, I have much more important things on my mind.

The only thing I can think about is how much she looks like the awesome emoticon.

That's generous of you. Where's Chitta, anyway?

Uh, about that...


(She must be thinking what I'm thinking... I can't let her secret get out.)

(He must be thinking what I'm thinking... we need to find a way to make money from this.)

Chitta's parents called her home suddenly. That's why she's not here.


Yes, ignore what Fron just said and make shit up. That's a wonderful idea.


Wha?

Remember your quest? Let's go see my grandfather on the northeast island so we can give him this rock.

Yeah, let's do that.


HOLY SHIT HE'S MAKING A SUGGESTION! THIS WARRANTS AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

Yeah, back to the old man. He'll know what to do. He's the reason I came down this way in the first place, you know.

So you've said. In the tradition of Thief, especially considering we are the end of what I consider the second part of the game, I'm going to ask you to tell me more then immediately end the update. CUT!