Part 9: Fire!
Time for a change [Jul 13th, 1001|7:45 am]
[Current Mood| awesome]
[Current Music|blissful silence]
Something happened this morning. Something strange and wonderful. I don't even know how it happened, but it did. I'll just put up a transcription of what went down, because I'm too pleased to detail it myself.
Yes, hurry! We need to evacuate.
Our ranch is on fire. Hurry, before the fumes get us.
But I don't see any fire.
Give it a few seconds.
Oh, there it is. Wait! Where's El Sucko?!
Well, it turns out we weren't watering it enough and I guess it got too close to an open flame...
You mean he's kindling?!
When you put it that way, it sounds so... so premeditated. It had an accident, is all. And now we need to get a new monster.
But... El Sucko... Oh God, and Joy too!
Joy's moved on to a better place.
It was at this point that that lousy toucan landed on top of my head, digging its talons into my scalp. I guess it was too much to ask for that bird to die in the fire, too.
I'm so relieved. Alright, let's go get a new monster!
Yeah, yeah. Monster me up.
Oh... crap. Right. Decisions. Um... Little help? Here's what I snagged from the ranch house before escaping from the fire:
Mr. Bungle - California
Spawn: The Movie Soundtrack
X-Files: The Movie Soundtrack
Devin Townsend - Ziltoid The Omniscient
Take your time, because I don't want to go home until it stops smelling like burnt monkey fur.