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Monster Rancher DS

by Mr. Swoon

Part 21: Episode 21: The Suck Cup

Today we are going to breed a super-champion. I gave the thread a choice of these four MYSTERY MONSTERS to fuse with one of my old monsters:

The choice made was a Hare, just to spite me. God damn each and every one of you.

So, let's get into the specifics of fusion. You select the two frozen monsters to fuse, just like past games. Unlike the old games, you can select just what parts of the monster will fuse. You can only choose the main type of each monster for the main, but you can use whatever you want for the sub-type. In this case, I could make a Hare or a Durahan, but not a Zan. So we'll fuse Samanosuke's Durahan side with ggggggg's Hare side. And for flavour, we'll add a Slate Fragment I won in a retarded tournament.

I give you the end result: Harvey.EXE.

A lot of Harvey's training happened in the Volcano, which boosts Life and a little Skill. In Fall, the volcano course has loops like these where you can just gain stats like mad as long as you have enough rolls. You better believe I abused this.

Also while getting some money together, I ran into an old friend from LP's past at the Artemis Cup...

It's Bongo! And he's much less slimy after the whole "being mercilessly worked to death" thing. I have no idea if it's really a reference to the LP, but I'm going to pretend it is because I'm just that vain. Sadly, Bongo is still useless and never makes it past the first round of this tourney.

With that out of the way, let's go murder everyone in the S Cup!

Gene is only a frightening name if there is a God Hand attached. If there isn't, well, I'm just going to have to rip out your heart and feed it to you. I want to eat your children.

Oh hey, speaking of poor parenting...

Let's just dance Daddy's Dragon Gene off the game.

Just like that. Good boy, cyborg rabbit.

Now that I'm all fired up, let's fuck up the next prick.

I can't tell if it walked out of pokemon or final fantasy.

Oh, of course it's her's. Dammit Gothy, stop using overpowered anime monsters.

A couple of dances later, and the boss gets creamed. Welp, I'd like to thank everyone for reading this thread and-

YOU PIGFUCKING WHORESON! Now I gotta kill it all over again.

Ok. I feel better now. Give me the goddamn prize so I can go home.

The credits roll at around this point, give or take. Kind of early to end the game, but whatever. Let's move on to the epilogue.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty depressed right now. You're why daddy drinks, Cleo.

I knew you had potential from the moment I saw you!

Miss Electra!

Kudos for your brilliant performance at the Official Cup. It was worth supporting you. And a promise is a promise, so let's hear it! Tell me what you want.

The Star Rock!? That's um... How about a nice Starfish instead?


What about a some Star Metal?

Uh uh.

I could give you a Platinum--

The Star Rock!!!

But... the... Um. Well, that's odd.

Well if she doesn't have the rock, then who... Wait... No. Please don't do this to me, Monster Rancher...

God fucking damn it all to the pits of hell.

Next time on Let's Play Monster Rancher: Errick fucks up and I suffer for it.