Part 41: Kill Bongo
Wow, close vote. But it looks like Cartoons won, so let's use that.
Here he comes!
He... he can't even stand up on his own.
He's struggling to breathe. This is an aberration of nature.
Oh crap-diggity, he doesn't even have decent stats. This monster is worthless in every imaginable way. I'm going to name him Bongo, but I don't think that's going to matter much.
So here is what I propose: I can either freeze this... thing, and combine him with Megatron in the faint hope that something halfway decent will emerge from it, OR I can use Play With Bootsy and keep whatever spawn from that, even if it's worse than this thing. But I don't think that is possible.
Either way, I refuse to use this living abortion.
Edit bonus option:
Blue Pony posted:
OR you could try and use it to get a ghost monster! That way you can kill it on purpose by working it to death. You get money and a dead monster, everyone wins!