Part 63: Dispatch Mission Halftime Blitz: The Sadness Parade

Dispatch Mission Halftime Blitz: The Sadness Parade



The team assembles in the dank basement for Sam's traditional pre-dispatch check-in. The tone is a bit somber.



Maybe more than a bit. Still, stopping Morcubus is Sam's job.



Finding Poppy's stolen parade float... is theirs. The few, the proud, the slightly damaged: Team Wolfah.



Sam goes back down to the basement to offer moral support from a prudent distance.



That doesn't last long. Still, his phone wakes him up.



Things are off to a promising start! I wonder how Wolfah and Dogwood are getting along?

A while later...



The Charismatic agents ask their questions, and they find something. Something... bad.





So bad, in fact, that Pinky does not use the word 'blue' at all.



Vic thinks he's up to the task, though. Is he?



No, he's not! Who could have forseen this twist of events?! Sam tells Poppy to stick with the team--they're her best chance. Her only chance! If she gets separated from them now, who knows what will happen to her?



... it'll be all right. It has to be. Wolfah has not yet begun to fight!



Yes! Go, boy! Get them! You're our only hope!!



YESSS

Sam half-collapses in relief, then runs upstairs for the debriefing.

: I need a mission debriefing. What was the result?

: Good job saving Poppy's parade float, Sam. I mean, I guess that's a good thing.

And our reward is... an afro? I thought we had the 'fro.



We did. I mean, there it is--



Oh. Oh.

Sadly, it does not come in sky-blue, like the little 'fro, but it is still... a big goddamn 'fro.

Next up on Dispatch Mission Halftime Blitz: we're going One Up, One Down!

Today's missions come from the lab of Dr. F. Here is your mission, should you choose to vote on it:



Dr. F needs... well, he needs medical help. But he also needs Charismatic agents to talk shady arms dealers out of their uranium, and Smart agents to help build that uranium into a nuclear-powered frothing device!

Vote for the usual team of three (3) agents: Travis, Leaf, Roger, Rosalyn, Vic, Nova, Beebee, Preston, Wolfah, Renee, Elmira, Pinky, Annie.
You can always check their stats in the second post in this thread, just underneath the OP.

Meanwhile, Sam will be putting together his own team from your rejects and sending them on this mission:



: ... recovery team to salvage as much as possible.

Remember when we were just sending Travis to get cats out of trees? Now we're in the big leagues!



And as a little halftime bonus for the thread: Wolfah!