Part 18Scene 9: Crimes
Welcome to sunny Diaspola! Here we have rocky mountains, clean rivers, and filled to the brim prison cells!
Here our tour guide tells us some fascinating information about the politics of Diaspola:
The Empire's first amendment goes something like, "Shut the fuck up or you'll get some black wizard magic up your ass."
Sara's unit liberates a town, and comes across this crying kid.
Laharl, with his magical teleporting powers, will dry your tears!
Dear GBS: I have developed all kinds of hives on my genitals, had explosive diarrhea with nausea half the day, my eyes seem to be secreting some strange yellow-green gunk, and I have a large coyote bite on my arm. Here are some pics, do you think this is anything to worry about? I'm gonna go to bed now, and if it gets worse in the next 12 hours I might consider calling the doctor… but I doubt I will, 'cause it doesn't seem to be that big a deal, I just thought I'd ask you guys to be sure. Thanks guys!
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So should we help, or should we give her something to REALLY cry about?
PS, I stuck the Hawkmen back in Victor's group; never hurts to have another flying unit.