Part 51Scene 26: Grail
Picking up from where we left off a whole one post ago:
The Tentacle Rape Squad and Team Tuna do their thing. As I predicted, they were the stars of this level, with all the water and air units going straight at them.
Or if we simply want a cool cup to drink our beer/coffee/Mountain Dew/whathaveyou out of. By the way, everybody wants this cup. Or grail. Whatever. But it's the only reason we're here. Only the man with the coolest cup can be a true king, because really, what kind of king are you if everyone's not envying your cool cup? That mean Empress Endora sent the last of the four Devas to take it away from us, too. Laharl'll show her.
Ashe does some land-locked (or low sky?) sword-fighting.
Whoooooooooooa shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! A guy tries to take a nap and this is what happens? Not cool man, not cool.
Margo shows everyone what a holy war is all about.
Does this guy think he's funny? Is he just mocking us? Seriously, I don't understand.
By popular demand, Omega punching things in the face. I bet that Octopus sure enjoys eating rocks. :zoidberg:
That's gross. And you're crazy. I don't want to hear any more of your crazy ramblings.
No. Absolutely not. Go away.
I see. You leave me with no choice, then.
Under normal circumstances I would let you folks echo my sentiments of "get bent, asshole," but luckily for us, we don't have enough money, I managed to save right there, and I wasn't about to do the whole stage again just to waste 150 grand just to find out Luvalon's weakness is FIRE. So what if we could've gotten an okay axe to go with it, it sure as fuck isn't worth 150 grand goths. Let's just kill the guy already.
The guy was a mechant, remember? That's really not saying much. And you just left him to get his ass beaten. You're not very nice, Luv!
Loser gets a collectible Marvin the Martian mug.
I was waiting to get a shot of Luvalon's special attack, but Warren and Needham burned him with fire before he got the chance to perform it.
It was mostly brains, coming from this group. BE COOL. STAY IN SCHOOL. Luv gives us his "BIZEN" before taking off to the other side.
But what about the Grail, you ask? Apparently some ghost in the shrine has it. It will be ours, even if we have to pry it from his cold… dead… fingers. Hm.
Blah blah blah, he talks about King Gran, like we give a shit. Give up the grail, bitch.
Yeah, thanks, see ya.
Coming up, an Army List update, along with some new equipment. Then we take to the home stretch. We're almost there, boys.