Part 19: Episode 19: Bitches Ain't ShitEpisode 19 - Bitches Ain't Shit
Last time, we...
Sweet Merciful Christ!
Baker opens fire on the Hell Dog.
Really? Even the mutant rats carry bullets. You suck at this game, Baker.
Under The Progress
We should probably go do something about that.
Damn rats with wings! Also regular rats!
I forgive you for everything, my fine feathered friend. Enemies rarely drop Tools, but it does happen. Much nicer than another handful of bullets.
Maybe Baker and Ben are in here.
: Please, help me! I stepped outside and those... Things were all over...!
: You'll be safer here. Don't leave this room!
The Lab Tech here can heal you completely, but only once. I don't know why this is here, since we could just use one of the Medicines that enemies shit out. Or our own regenerating MP. Everyone likes to feel useful, I guess!
Back out in the hallway, we find this dude.
Oh, it's the creepy dude from the locker room! Everyone's favorite co-worker!
We can run back downstairs and grab his anime bodypillow or whatever he has in there. But first...
I believe I promised you guys some vengeance!
: I don't know how I know this, but you must pay!
Almost forgot to equip Torres' gun. Find the continuity error here, kids!
Let the epic battle commence! actually he's just a bigger dogman with slightly higher stats
Rest in peace, Torres.
Clifford here drops a shiny new rifle, but I'm content to stick with my bullet hose.
Hell hath no fury like a 100 lb woman with a machine gun.
We'll just grab this.
And behind this tiny door is...
Armor that is inferior to our current one in every way!
Yup. Let's go raid that dude's locker now.
Along the way this happens. I completely forgot that this spell exists. Guess that shows how much I use it
Now to find out what's behind Door Number...
Okay, here we go. At the moment, this Trading Card does absolutely nothing. But, very soon, it will be extremely handy. Let's go thank that creepy guy!
Moving right along.
What's in here?
Well, that's nice, I guess. Fucking spiders.
Only one place left to check now.
Well, this looks ominous.
: Jesus, what smell like wet dog?
fuck did you recognize that was Sheeva?
Haha, little late for that, kiddo.
: Okay, you looked way smaller from behind.
Fightin' Dat Fukkin' Dog.
Plosive Attack - Boss Music
Because it can heal the other two heads.
Other than that, Cerby can also take swipes at you with its crazy back-arms. Or she can bust out the ol' favorite:
MOTHERFUCKING LASER BEAMS!
Fido will sweep back and forth across the screen with the beam, but only in about a 90 degree radius. It hurts like a bitch, but it's easy enough to dodge.
Well, guess what, Cerberus!
I got my own lasers!
Energy Shot drains all your PE, and it's damage is modified by how much PE you have when you cast it. It also leaves Aya dazed and completely immobile for a few seconds afterwards, so you need to use it carefully.
Just shooting the fucker a lot works, too.
When a head dies, Cerberus lets out a howl. Unfortunately, she also gains a new attack after the first one dies.
Ah, the old sonic hurt waves trick. Near as I can tell, you can't dodge this no matter where you are. On top of that, it does weird damage. Sometimes it takes out half my HP in one shot, other times it does a measly 20-something damage. It either has a weird crit percentage or the damage scales based on where you're standing?
Whatever it is, I didn't feel like dealing with it.
I have a habit of playing really sloppily when I have Auto-Med on my armor.
: I must go now. My planet needs me.
Sheeva died on the way back to her home planet.
The game's just throwing new guns at me now.
: Did you guys see that? I'm fucking awesome!
: Where the hell were you?
: I got lost and wound up back at Central Park.
Baker kind of stumbles to his feet here.
: Remember when... Ben was younger? We used to all play at your place...
: Aya... Whoever did this to Sheeva... You'll get them, right...?
: You dirty rat! Ya stole all my dog jokes! Ya tryin' to take my job? I gots kids ta feed, ya jerk!