The Let's Play Archive

Pokemon Emerald

by Chorocojo

Part 40

Oh, because someone asked me what I was doing with these. Yes, I'm raping the land and not planting anything until later.

Lilycove City! City of um... lily coves? I suck at city introductions

Fuck. It's you again.

Haha, what are you doing, buying do- oh.

HA, That double negative will be your downfall!

Hahahaha, no.

Aww, your starter hasn't evolved yet?


Haha, poor Slugma.

Yeah, but you have that whole brain thing holding you back.

Note to self: Avoid Littleroot.

Oh, I plan on making Team Aqua and Magma's lives into living hells.

That's not what I said.

Hahahahahahaha, hold one one sec. Hahahahaha ok, sure. That'd be amusing.
Anyway, now that that's out of the way. Let's wander around town.


Sure, ok.

Well this is a fancy building.

No ma'am I don't. And I suggest you hand one over before my little buddy burns this place to the ground.

Lesson of the day: Anyone can be persuaded when you've got a 6 foot asskicking chicken standing next to you.

Now to go choke that Safari Zone clerk to death with it.