Seth Huber posted:
Clarence T is the best pokemon you fucking asshole and he loves surfing and flashing and cutting and lots of other things
Clarence T. Would be completely useless at this point.
Clarence T is like the water boy on a football team, he will do anything for the team and might just come in handy someday (like in that movie)
Clarence T is also, objectively, the most "ruggedly handsome" pokemon
I think Clarence T would be great served up char-grilled with a nice bit of peppercorn sauce and some chives.
Beach party BBQ!
Oh god, close your legs! CLOSE YOUR LEGS!
Well... that was unexpected... Radium can fix it though,
Hey yeah, if your patheticness doesn't arouse them you can just beat them to death with your sea serpent. You sicken me.
Not really, hell I can see Lilycove behind me still.
Why do they all have such tiny swimsuits?
Tiny lil' house on a tiny lil' island!
Stop yelling at me...
How do people keep seeing my inventory?
A note on shards. You can find them laying hidden on the seafloor in some deepspots. But some deep-sea Pokémon also have a 5% chance of carrying them. You can trade them for elemental stones.
This is Mossdeep? There's nothing he- Oh my god. These poor bastards. There must've been a Tsunami.
Don't worry, keep strong.
We can rebuild!
Ahahahaha, you aren't the only one. Wait, what?
Parry! Parry! Parry! Parry! Parry! Parry! Parry! Hyakuretsukyaku!
I'd be terrified of even teh smallest waves after a 30-foot wall of water destroyed my town.
Nope, can't say that I do.
Hmm? I'm sure this would be intriguing had I heard of this Gym Leader.
Oh.. I guess it wasn't destroyed... VV