The Let's Play Archive

Pokemon Emerald

by Chorocojo

Part 55

Well we've got Dive but I don't want to teach it to Radium or Pikablu, soooooo.

When I was fishing earlier (I caught Roseanne the Wailmer, remember?) I pulled a Sharpedo. Guess what!

This is after probably eight Wailmers.

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

I could make another Jaws reference here about catching and killing it for ten but, eh.

And with that Radium and Pikablu both get a much needed break in Box AWESOME. Where they won't have to mingle with shitbags like PalletSwap, Fucksy & Sucksy or Marshall. And they won't have to deal with the stench Morrisey and Clarence T's corpses emminate.

WOOOOOOOOO! Let's hit that seafloor.

OH GODDAMMIT.

It's pronounced "Pacified" you dunce.

Green and flying? They're called Xatu.

I've seen like four.

You aren't listening to me are you? *click*

Hells yea, lets see what mysteries await!

Big hole filled with nothingness.

Oh god I'm pearldiving.

Huh.. Grass in the sea... surely this is a new phenomenon not known to science! I shall call it "Aquaturf!"

OH GOD THE AQUATURF IS ATTACKING. Oh wait.. it's just a Clamperl. Let's move out of that warm patch of water...

Yeah, I'm not sure how she did that either.

ADSHGABASASGABASNA HOLY CHRIST.
For reference:

This is a Chinchou. However the one I just stumbled across looks like this:


Huh.






SHINY FUCKING CHINCHOU

Oh no little guy, you aren't going anywhere

Fruitplane, you're finally useful in battle!

Now to use that Dive Ball...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh thank you PokéLord for the blessing of one of my favorite monsters ever.

More deepsea exploration later.