Ah yes, Purple Shore... ( )
oh god no I'll go, really
RAPE IS A CRIME
Farmers in this land are weird
BECAUSE I CAN
Ah, pre-op I see
What is with people being so defensive about MY POND/ MY TREE/ MY FISHING CORNER?
This thing is immune to electricity, but you know what?
Bugzapper don't give a damn
Oh hey it's Shelld.... Er... or not.
He switched to try to save it, but it will not work
... I just gave this guy a heart attack
I don't have HM Surf though I guess that means heading West-ward...
I think it's supposed to be snowing but it really doesn't look like it
Who would want their Pokemon left out in the snow to freeze to death?
Er... that Pokemon just ran onto the building and out of the cage. Also there's a green thing in there mimicking my movement
Sounds like they're not very good.
Maybe you should put warmer clothes on instead?
One hit kills all around!
Close but no
This was a one hit, even though it doesn't look like it
Aww, it's sort of cute
No please don't, I don't ever want to talk to you again, go away
(5 glory points to TwistedParadox)
Jenni, like Nurse Joy, apparently is suffering from "bulging man leg" syndrome.
Her line up was another "Breeder" full team line up so I'M NOT BOTHERING SHOWING IT ALL
... wow, her dialogue shattered the restraints of time and space!
It's sort of creepy that they have the same hair color/ physical appearance. Incest
... is that a mini Dragonite?
And Fuegomelet uses DOUBLE KICK
And more double kicking
... lady, I have not the physical body parts no inclination to rape :T
he threatens revenge rape for beating his girlfriend/ cousin. only in corna
WHY DOES NOBODY EVER ASK IF I WANT TO BATTLE OR NOT
... is that even a fire type? It's more like... a poison type, isn't it?
Might as well prove him that fire is strong no matter where
But... Fire is STRONG against Ice
ALL PLEASE RISE FOR THE SNOWBOARDS
You're pretty slow so that's not saying much
... but we already had an ice-orientated bird on this route
No, we won't ever actually get a snowboard in this game. They're just rubbing it in
I'm sort of wondering how these guys are snowboarding in circles. I mean, I'd think you'd need a hill or something... have these guys discovered the secret to perpetual motion!?
Except for when they're not
Hey it's the female version of Geordi LaForge! But in this shitty world!
Roast 'em, Fuegomelet
I never get this. HEY I'LL ATTACK YOU AND HIT YOUR POKEMON, BUT IF YOU HIT BACK YOU'RE EVIL
You know, it more looks like you're going in a circle. In fact, I bet if I come back here at the end of the game you'll still be here. No joke.
THERE WILL NOT BE ANYMORE HITS AFTER IT
C U l8 boi
"Because it's either to write 8 then write out 'ate'!"
I bet you didn't actually write them :T
Who actually introduces themselves to people as "Hi I'm So and So, you might remember me from BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH".
Skates are the worst
Since the only way to go North is by the Skate Route, I don't have much of a choice
But I'm a girl!
: "For they're set to detonate after a period of time, preventing any hits to follow from ever occurring!"
: "YOU'RE INSANE! "
What amazing coincidence!
No, sir, you have it wrong. Paranoia is a well thought out and unique desktop game system. This is just dumb
It really doesn't matter that much actually
STOP PARROTING LIKE ME I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT
That sounds so wrong
... I better end up getting something out of this.
Ah yes, vanity. The wonders of receiving the mighty award of a RIBBON.
I don't have a snowboard ... wait, how do you know my name?
HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW MY NAME
Mt. Niveous is quite possibly the worst location name ever.
Do it. Do it you wusssss
POKéMON TRAVEL (™)
I think I'm supposed to be INSPIRED by that, but in truth...
Keep him in his place, Uncle, keep him in his place..
So wait, let me get this... after I beat the shit out of you, you somehow, when going home, took a "shortcut", backtracked, and beat the Gym Leader that gave me trouble with your one retarded Pokemon that was incredibly weak, without your Uncle learning somehow?
... Baro ex Machina.
Ah yes, blocked I see. Back out and around I guess.
WEEEEE LOOK HOW RETARDED I LOOK WEEE
: You could go and look you know
You guys do a lowsy job :T
ROCK FALLS YOU SAY!?
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*warning, delivery will take weeks
LET'S STARE AT THESE ROCKS REALLY HARD INSTEAD OF JUST GOING HOME OR FINDING A DIFFERENT WAY AROUND
Oh don't worry, I can just do it you know
MATE-OH! KING OF CAVES
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE PICK, MATE!
people love to annoy me
DEEZ NUTZ! Become useful again and learn how to smash rocks :T
I guess he couldn't have been assed to go and catch something that could.
... THEY VANISHED IN MID AIR
... now what I guess there was that one Gym back near where I started out
also, help me decide what stuff to start filling my team up instead of Oddium/ DEEZ NUTZ