PROFESSOR CHA- I mean, Butters. (5 glory points to Cheeseball IV )
Annnd I suppose I'll get out of here now.
Well, that explains where the next HM is I suppose: stuck in the back of a random cave... of chaos.
... so uh, everybody sort of just left after I went in? What jerks
All it did really was piss it off really
So it actually worked? Well... not really. Since I still had to fight the damn thing
Um... maybe I guess?
... so wait, that old guy was a member of the Elite Four? Huh. And yet he still made me do this shit?!
No, it had to do with the GIANT EVIL DRAGON that sort of flew right through the middle of the town into the cave
It's pretty dumb, actually. :T
No thanks to you guys psh
Later Spock, I guess. Never going to see you again
... yeah, we're not challenging this thing yet. I think the place is dark type, anyway. Sounds like Fuegomelet is going to be useful here though
Back to the swamp to get access to the other seas to the South, I suppose.
It's sort of cute
What long legs? I see no legs at all
Geddit? (5 glory points to Pause)
Well I've been working hard to do... uh... whatever I'm doing. Losing sort of sucks so I guess I want to win too
Wow, that's uh... really really ugly.
Lady, I don't think you stand a chance to be honest. I can barely beat even Gym leaders
Are you getting swimming envy or something?
That surfboard is horribly distorted. Like... jesus.
That shrimp is... pretty damn ugly. Wow. It's also genderless.
I'm surfing on a levitating electric water dragon. A murderous one. Come on.
Wuss. TO THE DEEP SEA, MURDERFISH!
Me too, I guess.
That's the story of my life
Um... maybe you should go rest awhile before you drown then I'm not liable for you if you die mister.
No, then it's hilarious!
... wait, no, that joke doesn't work
Haha, I get it, like your label! that's dumb you're dumb
New sea time: ELBOW SEA yay
I don't see your name on it!
Lady, it's the ocean: WAVES ARE EVERYWHERE
NO MEANS NO! A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO SAY NO!
Beat it home
oh god what-
I don't know if I want this to happen. I mean come on... Colonel Crazy...
I mean, I bet he'd turn out like this:
Besides, back in the war he got capured for awhile, and they tried forcing him to evolve that ain't right... I just... don't know. I'll have to think about it for awhile.
For now he can stay the same.
I thought it'd be "finding a body of water" personally.
THIS SEA ISN'T REAL GUYS ITS A FAKE A BIG FAT FAKE
Am I Bluuuuue?
Am I Bluuuuueeee?
Are these tears in my eyes telling youuuuuuu?
The pokemon trainers try to talk intelligently and come across as wierd
Do we haaaave to?
But IT WAS NOT FUN TIMES in fact I was miserable and cried alot
While this sea is not a lie it is, in fact, muddy. Apparently.
Lady, I hate creepy guys too. Clearly we must elope into the night together
It's a dolphin sorta and it looked like a heart before so I guess that makes it a HEART DOLPHIN
That doesn't make it right. Corna men are disgusting and so are alot of Corna women and seriously this place just in general creeps me out and I SO CANNOT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE ALREADY
Yeah me too. Sea Routes are depressingly boring. No variety at all... ever. No matter where you go
That's... dumb Why not take up mountain hiking or desert... hiking also. Something not, you know, involved with bodies of water?
What does that mean? Even though I'm Foxy I'm a Foxy badass
Wow, that's a wierd fetish.
Yeah, you always have to worry about fish swimming up into wierd place That's why I ride on Murderfish because he technically floats. It's like the Neverending Story except he murders stuff! Yay!
More like... lesbianized duo Mary and Jane. Nothing wrong with that though.
FUCK YEAH THUNDER
You're... pretty wierd together too.
Oh hey, it's Muddy Island. One of those "cities not cool enough to get gyms".
Ehh, I wouldn't be surprised if there was. I've seen some really wierd shit in Corna... nothing can surprise me much anymore...
Though I shouldn't say that because there will probabally be something soon now
You can what over it?
Or the tower just doesn't exist and you're an idiot?
Is the tower by chance called "Teppelin"? No? Okay, just curious.
Ah yes, important by proxy. Just like I'm the most important one of... uh... everyone here because my cousin is Roxy and she's friends with Misty!
It's Return! Whoooosh.
Yeah, I found it. Do you people really expect me to translate stuff though? I'm not paid enough for this
LITTLE GIRL MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A TRANSLATOR'S JOB!? I'LL PAY YOU 1000 POKE'DOLLARS AN HOUR? No? fuck
Yes, see, right he-
Uh, isn't that sort of what Baro does? Hm... let's investigate guys
Sure I guess? I'm just going to investigate what's going on here
That's... terrible You're locked down here cleaning? Sheesh this guy must almost be as bad as Baro
Nice. Now I can power a giant dragon/tiger mechanoid! Whoooooo
Uh, yeah, maybe? I have no idea what I'm doing this may be a bad idea
Hm... should I steal a starter Pokemon!? I get a feeling that if I do, nothing will happen, and something like this would occur
But it won't let me get greedy and take more then one So uh, should I? I'm pretty sure the options MAY be...
Hm... I have no idea. Thinking about it, I need to decide whether I want to evolve Col. Crazy too. I really don't think I do but I don't know...