Ah a new day... at least I made it through the night without being molested.
Hooray, that also means the police will be around to protect me! Score one for Team "Not Being Raped".
Oh cool berries Strip harvesting these berries trees. YOU ALL DON'T DESERVE BERRES THEY'RE MINE, ALL MINE
It's actually sort of pleasant today. I haven't even encountered any overly wierd people for once! I knew it'd be okay once we were away from h-
Or maybe not... VV At least no rape!
ONE UNDOCUMENTED RANDOM ENCOUNTER LATER
I think I'm finally getting this catching thing down to a knack Whoo DEEZ NUTZ (5 glory points to Silhouette ). At this rate I'll be a Pokemon Master in no time! Maybe I'll even outshine Roxy Don't tell her I said that
I'll LET YOU KNOW I HAVE AN EGG THAT KNOWS EGGFU AND HAS EYEBROWS MISTER YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE (he didn't stand a chance).
I like cookies What flavor is it?
What kind of flavor is that? I've never had that one be- wait wait
(Not shown: The Bug Catcher who pulls out these guys-> )
Ew it's gross keep it away KILL IT KILL IT
I hate bugs
That guy is awfully... pink. And standing in a pond.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DON'T KILL ME
Okay, as long as you stop wigging out on me
... I don't get it.
Hey it's the birdfishcheesecrownking thing again! And we have a Pokeball this time!
You don't mess with DA KING (5 glory points to Amaya).
Hey I'm a girl too, so don't worry about it
Now we're cooking with fire
Wooo, go team!
I'm not a dude, I'm a girl
It's raining. I knew I should have brought an umbrella I guess I'll go inside to get out of this rain.
Maybe you should take them to that Nurse lady over there... err...
Or not... I think this is how Pokemon Trainer Social Darwinism works
Well I do have a good smile I suppose...
Well it's good to have a ho- wait what
<:I NO GO AWAY He wants to know my numbers
Go away stalker
Rain is pretty cool I guess.
Ach! De liber Augustin!
I don't see any cats or dogs?
Er, not really I suppose. I'm more of a renegade, running away from a home of opression and rape , the Pokemon are like my slowly-growing gang of underlings and henchmen in my quest to get the fuck out of here.
The gym is in my mouth!? holy shit
It's not all it's cracked up to be, -trust me on this-
Hello whoever you are
Does that even make sense in spanish?
I hear Poison types aren't that good as a primary type. Just sayin'.
I don't even know what you're saying anymore
Razor Ramon Sumitami!? Holy shit your brother is Hard Gay!?!
Come on man he's Hard Gay, you might as well ask if he's really hard I mean come on he wears leather and the hat and sunglasses and everything
Come on Hard Gay be a man about it You're nothing like what you are on the tv shows
Well, my name isn't exactly Porky, now is it?
I better be getting an autographed hat out of this or something
Uh, I'm pretty sure that's grass
Oh hey a Ralts
Okay, where's my hat? Come on, you promised
Still waiting on my autographed hat.
What's with all the towns named "Pink"
: You're not good enough to fight poison trainers, you should fight bug ones intead
The dark forest of human ignorance?
...I don't think that was really Hard Gay
Not Zilon posted:
I'm loving this so far.
Also, it's a good thing you chose the fire type, they're like the pokemon world's version of mace.
Our team so far!
Yeah, there's no way to make SEVER look good. What the hell is its body supposed to actually be, anyway?