... Team Foxy...
We have fought so hard to reach this point. We have struggled hard against the shackles of fate, the fate known as Corna. We have strove forwards, tearing away anything that would restrain us. We have fought on, through the insanity, against the insanity...
And here we stand... on the pinnacle of it all. This is it. This is the beginning of the end.
Colonel Crazy, the fire breathing war veteran... my close ally and compatriot; steady, but slightly insane.
Da King, the female bird in a male royal position... a powerful fighter and commander; perhaps the most sane of my team.
Murderfish, the most murdering of fish in existance... Easily one of the strongest member's of Team Foxy, and at least a little trustworthy to boot, despite his murderous-ness.
Fuegomelet, the disfigured Tyrannosaurus Rex... once a somewhat silly rape-repellant, he has developed into a terrible, flesh hungry breast with a very ungodly body structure.
M*A*S*H, the newcomer... a compatriot of Colonel Crazy, he's sort of creepy and seems ravaged by his age by means of vegetable acne and balding.
SWAP.bear, the... uh... okay enough of this.
Okay team. Let's do this. IT'S GO TIME
Aaaaas soon as we get through the paperwork
Well I've done that. :T
Oh. Well, here they are then!
Thanks, I suppose.
Hey it's... it's that guy. You know, the one who tried using glue to fix a cave floor. From the top of the cave. VV
Hey now, I smash rocks all the time. In fact, I have a little bird who wedges itself into boulders to split them. Rocks are no problem
Amen to that!
ELITE FOUR BATTLE #1
FOXY vs ROCO
That's a pretty stupid hat you're wearing. Yeah, I'm making fun of your hat in the middle of a battle, want to fight about it?
M*A*S*H's Razor Leaf is pretty damn good against stuff like Doric
Here we go...
And he doesn't use Full Restore this time
Armay is Bug-Rock, I think...
Fuegomelet is the best for this
Aaaand that does it for Armay
Dendrock is Rock-Grass I think... or maybe Rock-Fighting? I forget
Murderfish will take care of him regardless.
Two can play at this game
Murderfish is awesome and don't ANYONE forget
Oh... the incredibly ugly one Jesus it's so hideous. Please god, wash this evil away from the sight of mortal eyes
Uh... I forget what types this thing is. Steel/ Rock maybe? In any case it's annoying
Razor Leafing isn't working well, so I might as well try poisoning the damn thing
Aaand this doesn't work well
Nor does this
This works sadly too well
Well, you did well enough, Fuegomelet.
Well enough that the poison finishes it off next turn
Four, actually, thanks to the Champion and stuff but thanks for trying!
That's not very positive.
Oh hey, it's that little girl who we saw outside the Star Temple and then vanished in a flash of black-ness. Why hello little girl! Are you waiting for your mommy?
Uh, well you are little, and you are a kid, so...
Aww, isn't that so cute? She thinks she's a member of the Elite Four Dontcha just want to pinch her adorable little cheeks?
That's nice honey
I believe you, I believe you. You don't have to get so defensive.
ELITE FOUR BATTLE #2
FOXY vs PERICA
You know, looking at you now... you're really a pretty ugly little kid Sorry to say but uh, wow,
This thing uses psychic alot, but it's not very strong against M*A*S*H
Plus it loafs around alot
Aw darn it Shouldn't have given her the idea. I think I'll poison it again and switch to a heavier hitter.
Let's keep this up, Team.
Flyyyy so high in the skkkkyyyy
... and then get one shotted by Psychic when you get down
Someone, somewhere out there in the world is writing a mathematical equation. Suddenly, they discover that constant in their equation of Universal Balance is something called Murderfish. They ponder this for a moment... and then get a drink
Okay Colonel Crazy, that thing sort of looks vaguely coccoon like; Caccoons burn easy. Let's hope this guy burns easy!
Flame on, my compatriot!
... uh, Colonel Crazy, you're looking a bit off...
... Col. Crazy's weakpoint is that his entire body is rather like a glass jaw.
The proves that it's a water type, I guess
Cutting it close...
And so ends what would happen if Brainiac were a Squid.
Ah yes, the flying elephant... the... flyingest of elephants
And so you see, this is why really big things like elephants shouldn't fly: They are merely large targets that draw lightning
Okay, Fuegomelet: Let's kick this metaphorical Amp up to 11
I hate Full Restores SO MUCH. Do these guys get freebies or something?
Okay bugger this.
FINALLY christ. For someone supposedly psychic, you sure relied more on FULL RESTORE FULL RESTORE FULL RESTORE then anything else
I've beaten you?
So you mean it's all down to luck then?
Uh... huh. Okay, thanks for that. Moving on...
It's that guy, the bald guy... the one who made me fight that chaos god because he was too lazy or afraid or something.
Why is every Elite Four member someone I've seen before? This isn't boding well
Question #1 on the Elite Four application:
Do you like Full Restores? Please write a three sentence explanation on why you like Full Restores, and how often you use them.
the answer is ALOT