No thanks to you, jerk
Not only the firing chaos now, but the waving chaos too
Is this crystal Quartz? Because that'll just piss me off
My style is hitting stuff until it's dead VV
ELITE FOUR BATTLE #3
FOXY vs COLOMBO
... must... not... steal... cane... and make... old man... fall down...
Not the best match up in the world but h-
Oh dam it There goes M*A*S*H
Murderfish is being pretty useful in the league due to his myriad invulnerabilities, plus his various typed moves
Let's keep this up!
A water flying type!? OH NO!!!! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO
Oh fuck you
Itsa, itsa... chicken of sorts.
I'm going to switch Murderfish out because I bet you this thing is going to use an ice move
I was right
I have no idea what that is so I guess I will?
I guess it's that Dodo thing's evolution. Huh.
Apparently bird is really fast
It doesn't kill Da King, thankfully, who then takes to the sky
That's why you don't fuck with Da King
So close to killing it...
You can't hit Da King when he's flying, buddy
Kick your way out of this, buddy
...or just use full restore that works too
Overheat has made Fuegomelet even more pyromaniac then Colonel Crazy
That bird is plain flying so...
Switch out time!
oh god it's return its shit into its mouth oh god oh god what the fuck
I feel... quite faintish too
You call that last move elegant? I think a bar of soap lodged into my brain would be quite elegant right now
Uh... when did you ever save me? I mean, you sort of showed up and blabbed at me and told me to go fight a dragon or something; how does that count as "saving me"? You made me fight a god of chaos for christ's sake
Showed my eyes out?
Thanks for the concern
Oh you're that... uh... have I ever met you? I don't think so... then again I could be just not remembering wrong. Unless you were that lady at the lighthouse. I have no idea.
That uh... pretty... metal!
Except the ones whose bodies are totally made out of steel, they don't have hearts
Colonel Crazy has, and his psychotic mind is proof of it.
ELITE FOUR BATTLE #4
FOXY vs MARTHA
Wow, that's quite the lense flaring and motion blurring.
Her arm is that arm from Terminator 2
Well, that's a good start
Mongostre, Mongostre... what was that thing again?
Oh... that thing
And that does it for him
I have no idea what that is, so I'll try Da King.
Da King, use Fly and-
One hit the second you stop flying by rock blasts
Come on M*A*S*H, just do some damage to the damn thing
... how does a robot know a bug move HOW DOES THAT WORK
ITS NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT I TELL YOU!
And that does that
Hm.. a T-Rex versus a robot. Intriguing.
Melted circuitry has such a pleasant smell
Electric Water Dragon vs Metal Rocket Squid
Oh Murderfish you You're the most murderous fish in the world
It should? Well then... superb!
Every time you reach the top you find there's another stairway just waiting for you to stumble up
Do I have to?
Way to trivialize being a Pokemon Champion, lady
This sure is a long bridge. And dark. It's sort of creepy. You keep thinking you might see something weird out in the dark...
~-uh that's odd... stupid thing why won't you w-~
what just happened.
Uh... huh... I guess I'll just go forward because uh... I don't like the dark anymore I keep seeing weird things in it when I zone out
Oh hey, it's ANNIE: THE COWGIRL BOUNTY HUNTER, I wonder what she's doing here
... oh crap, you mean she is the champion? Oh man... I guess if I beat this I'll finally be able to go up to Roxy and Misty and show that they're not the only ones who can be Pokemon Champions!
NEXT TIME: The end of the Pokemon League
I finally finished my picture of these retarded Baromon.
I present to you the Corna Pokemon League Champions: TEAM FOXY!