:10bux: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-10bux.gif Hope u got 10 bux
:11tea: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-11tea.gif 11:00 drink tea every day
:20bux: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-20bux.gif This cost 20 bux
:2bong: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-2bong.png TWO BONGS AT ONCE
:30bux: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-2001.png 2001 Monolith
:350: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-350.gif shivadas
:3: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-3.gif kitty face
:420: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-weed.gif Some horrible drug thing!
:69snypa: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/69snypa.gif Pg 69 Snypa
:911: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-911.gif NEVER FORGET!
:a2m: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-a2m.gif Ass to Mouth
:aaaaa: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-aaaaa.gif AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
:aaa: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-aaa.gif my mouth is opening oh no
:aatrek: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/c/aatrek.001.gif mods knew
:abuela: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/4/abuela.001.png i'm with her
:agesilaus: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/2/agesilaus.001.png Smug about Sparta
:agreed: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/b/agreed.001.png agreed
:airquote: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-airquote.gif metaironysarcasm quoting
:allbuttons: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/f/allbuttons.gif buttons
:allears: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-allears.gif All Ears
:am: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-am.gif Atomic Monkey
:anarchists: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/d/anarchists.001.gif Crying Kropotkin, anarchist flag
:anasta: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/d/anasta.001.jpg Braith Anasta's head
:ancap: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/4/ancap.001.gif anarcho-capitalism
:angel: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-angel.gif sop babys
:anime: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-anime.png Ego Orb
:anttony: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/AntTony2.gif Ant Trap Anthony eats the ants.
:arghfist: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-arghfist.gif SO ANGRY
:argh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-argh.gif Argh!
:arnie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/2/arnie.001.gif arnie king of idiots
:aslol: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-aslol.gif LOL for the deaf
:asoiaf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/7/asoiaf.001.gif hbo's game of thrones
:atlus: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/b/atlus.001.gif Atlus still hates you, hee-ho!
:australia: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-australia.gif Australia
:awesome: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-awesome.gif uh its AWESOME
:awesomelon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-awesomelon.gif Awesome Cylon
:axe: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-axe.gif Axe Maniac
:baby: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-baby.png Gotta love me
:backtowork: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-backtowork.gif Responsibility Scallop
:bagl: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/8/bagl.001.gif :bagl:
:bahgawd: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bahgawd.gif Bah Gawd King!
:bandwagon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bandwagon.gif All Aboard the Bandwagon
:bang: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-bang.gif Banging head against the wall
:banjo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-banjo.gif Some banjo thing somebody bought for some great reason I suppose
:banme: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-banme.gif banme
:bape: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/9/bape.001.png good pic
:barf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-barf.gif Look at that guy puke
:barry: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/2/barry.001.png political cartoon barack obama
:batuka: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/6/batuka.001.gif :owned: but with IMAGAYAWOXER
:beck: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/0/beck.001.gif tinfoil-chalkboard-smug
:beerpal: https://fi.somethingawful.com/smilies/beerpal.gif beerpal
:belarus: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-belarus.gif I don't know what the fuck this is or why somebody would buy it but hey, that's just me
:bern101: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/c/bern101.001.gif Bernie Sanders Kills the Rich
:berned: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/7/berned.001.gif bernie button
:bernget: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/e/bernget.001.gif Bernie Sanders 2016
:bernin: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/0/bernin.001.gif Get In The Bern
:bernpop: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/4/bernpop.001.gif YUGE
:bick: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bick.gif aw shit its your boy bick
:bigtran: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bigtran.gif Bigtran!
:biotruths: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/0/biotruths.001.gif because berries
:birddrugs: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/d/birddrugs.001.gif literally a bird on drugs
:black101: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-black101.gif Grimm and frostbitten
:bloodborne: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/c/bloodborne.001.gif Bloodborne
:blush: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-blush.gif Oh... heh, I was just...
:boehner: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/4/boehner.001.png A sad orange
:boobeer: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/boobeer.gif guinness but its a titty
:boom: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2015/Avatars/taylorboom.gif Taylor Swift Crotch Chop; thanks to Exclamation Marx and Palpek.
:boonie: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-boonie.gif David Boon
:bravo2: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bravo2.gif wordjo
:bravo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bravo.gif bravo
:britain: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-britain.gif Britain
:brnsndcstl: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/9/brnsndcstl.001.png Burn Down the Sandcastle
:brrring: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/1/brrring.001.png Everything's coming up explodey!
:bsdsnype: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/d/bsdsnype.001.gif set sail for snype with bsd boys
:bsg: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bsg.gif So say we all.
:btroll: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-buttertroll.gif Butter Troll
:bubblewoop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bubblewoop.gif Bubble Bobble
:buddy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-buddy.gif for realzzies
:bungie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/b/bungie.001.gif Bungie game design philosophy
:bunt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/9/bunt.001.gif Bunt
:burger: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-burger.gif have a burger
:bustem: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-bustem.png Chris Costa's Bust'em
:buttfame: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/c/buttfame.001.gif fame of butt
:butt: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-butt.gif butt
:byewhore: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-byewhore.gif Bye bye, whore!
:byob1: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/c/byob1.001.png posting pals 4 lyfe
:byobear: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byobear.gif Trashcanbear XP SP2
:byob: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byob.gif BYOB Bitches
:byodame: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byodame.gif Worst emoticonette ever.
:byodood: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byodood.gif Worst emoticon ever
:c00lbert: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-c00lbert.gif TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS
:c00lbutt: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-c00lbutt.gif a star is born
:c00l: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-c00l.gif l33t li3k j3ff k
:cabot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/9/cabot.001.png ~*CU ON THE CROSSROADS*~
:cadfan: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/f/cadfan.001.gif We are the CAD [Fans]
:ca: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ca.gif california :'(
:camera6: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-camera6.gif Worst Case Scenario
:canada: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-canada.gif Canada
:can: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-can.gif You Opened a Can of Worms
:capitalism: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/d/capitalism.001.gif When capitalism fucks you over
:captainpop: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/captainpopbyob.gif CaptainPop, made by A LOVELY LAD
:caro: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-caro.gif caro
:catbert: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/3/catbert.001.gif Catstare. Bert.
:catdrugs: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-catdrugs.gif CAT DRUGS
:catholic: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-catholic.gif A Pope culture icon.
:catstare: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/4/catstare.001.gif I'm hitler IRL
:cawg: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-cawg.gif Cackling Aloud With Gusto
:cb: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-clownballoon.gif Clownballoon is coming...!
:ccb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ccb.gif clown balloon cock
:ccp: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/a/ccp.001.gif LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG
:cedric: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/4/cedric.001.png Graham, watch out!
:cenobite: https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/emot-chatter.gif We have eternity to know your flesh
:chanpop: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/channingpop.gif OL' BITCH HEAD, made by Synthetic Violence
:cheat: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/e/cheat.001.gif And also there's the Cheat!
:cheeky: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/d/cheeky.001.gif smilie with a protruding tongue
:cheerdoge: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/3/cheerdoge.001.png a dog holding beer
:cheers: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-cheers.gif Here's to us!
:chef: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-chef.gif I am the chef!
:chiefsay: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/c/chiefsay.001.gif Earned them Khaki's
:chillout: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/8/chillout.001.gif Chill out goons
:chillpill: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/2/chillpill.001.gif Chill your pill dude
:china: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-china.gif China
:chiyo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-chio.gif Some creepy ADTRW thing
:chloe: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/6/chloe.001.png Side Eyeing Chloe
:choco: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/choco.gif Choo!
:chome: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/a/chome.001.gif shaggy, smythe and the gang
:chord: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-chord.gif pipe dog
:c: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-c.png poker club
:circlefap: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-circlefap.gif Circle Fap
:classiclol: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/8/classiclol.001.gif It just stares at you
:clegg: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/7/clegg.001.gif UK Deputy PM's belief system.
:clint: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-clint.gif i'm a cowboy baby
:cmon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-cmon.gif C'mon Son!
:coal: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-coal.gif coal
:cocaine: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/5/cocaine.001.gif this thread needs a bump
:coffee: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-coffee.gif best part of waking up!
:coffeepal: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/smileys/coffeepal.gif Your pal, drinking coffee
:co: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/c/co.001.gif Rocky Mountain High
:colbert: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif crossarms
:comeback: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-comeback.gif They're coming back!
:commissar: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-commissar.gif Summary Execution
:confuoot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/d/confuoot.001.gif why am i tooting
:confused: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/confused.gif confused
:coolfish: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-coolfish.gif coolfish
:cool: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/cool.gif cool
:coolspot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/4/coolspot.001.gif neljä kaksikymmentä loimu se
:cop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-cop.gif I'm a cop you idiot!
:corrupt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/e/corrupt.001.gif what's wrong?
:corsair: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-corsair.gif Corsair is old.
:cosmic2day: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/2/cosmic2day.001.gif Don't believe his lies
:coupons: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-coupons.gif How to crash the forums
:crafty: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/a/crafty.001.gif xbone fan boy crafty crying
:cripes: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/0/cripes.001.gif Cripes
:crossange: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/4/crossange.001.gif shit opinions
:crossarms: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-crossarms.gif colbert
:crow: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-crow.gif caw caw
:cry: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-crying.gif Some kind of zombie chewing tobacco and crying I guess
:csgo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/6/csgo.001.gif Rollin Headshots
:cthulhu: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-cthulhu.gif Cthulhu
:cult: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/2/cult.001.jpg wearepedostate
:cumpolice: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/cumpolice.gif Reverse Sexism
:damn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-damn.gif ......DAMN!
:dance: https://i.somethingawful.com/images/emot-dance.gif Dance
:darksouls: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/c/darksouls.001.gif fucking dark souls
:dawkins101: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-Dawkins102.gif Pope Gives Up
:deadmau5: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/d/deadmau5.001.gif It's fucking deadmau5
:dealwithit: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dealwithit.jpg Don't be a drama queen
:denmark: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-denmark.gif Denmark
:derp: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-derp.gif deepa derpa doo
:derptiel: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/derptieltrans.gif aka downsparrot
:destiny: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/0/destiny.001.gif Destiny is a terrible game.
:devilchild: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/7/devilchild.001.gif Israel-Palestine Discussion
:devil: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-devil.gif Demonology 101
:D https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif big grin
:d: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-d.png poker diamond
:dice: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/e/dice.001.gif Battlefield more like Bugfilled!
:dings: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dings.gif Dings
:dmca: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/7/dmca.001.gif Registered Copyright Alert
:doclouis: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/doclouis.gif Little Mac I killed a kid
:dogbutton: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2015/Avatars/dogbutton.gif the cat stare dog button smilie
:dogge: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/4/dogge.001.jpg Dogges rule
:dogout: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dogout.gif out with the frog
:doh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-doh.gif D'oh!
:doink: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-doink.gif Doink
:dominic: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dominic.gif repurchase Dominic
:dong: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dong.gif Dongs
:doom: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-doom.gif RRRRRICHARDS!
:dota101: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-dota101.gif Playing DOTA 101
:douche: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/d/douche.001.gif egg hating renegger. also douche
:downsa: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/d/downsa.001.png NSAdowns
:downsbravo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downsbravo.gif Bravo
:downsgun: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downsgun.gif Downs botches suicide
:downs: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downs.gif Yaaaay!  Happy happy yay!
:downsowned: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downsowned.gif Downs owned
:downsrim: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downsrim.gif downs rimshot
:downswords: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-downswords.gif listen to me :(
:drac: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-drac.gif Dracula is coming
:drugnerd: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-drugnerd.gif Good nerds got the hookup
:drum: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-drum.gif Get a move on
:duckie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/1/duckie.001.gif lmbo look at this fucking duck
:ducksiren: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/3/ducksiren.001.gif Half the duck, all the sass.
:dukedoge: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/dukedoge.png dukedoge
:dukedog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-dukedog.png Duke Nukem is Forever
:dunkedon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/2/dunkedon.001.gif you're gonna have a bad time.
:dva: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/e/dva.001.gif Imp D.Va
:edi: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/b/edi.001.gif That is a joke.
:eek: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-eek.gif Eek
:effort: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-effort.gif Ugh, that button...
:effortless: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/1/effortless.001.gif For effortposts.
:emo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-emo.gif Emo
:emoticon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-emoticon.gif Hey guys, adbot's cool!
:eng101: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-eng101.gif I don't know
:eng99: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-eng99.gif Sad eng101
:engleft: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-engleft.gif Eng Left
:eonwe: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/3/eonwe.001.gif Eonwe
:ese: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ese.gif i cut you
:eurovision: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-eurovision.png Eurovision
:evilbuddy: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/0/evilbuddy.001.gif evil buddy
:evil: https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/evol-anim.gif It's catching on!
:eyepoop: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/2/eyepoop.001.gif looks like shit
:eyepop: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/a/eyepop.001.gif :eyepop:
:f5h: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-f5h.gif F5 Hand
:f5: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-f5.gif pres butan to go
:faggot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-faggot.gif Smug Jecht
:fag: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/e/fag.001.gif A fag is a British cigarette
:fail: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/3/fail.001.gif Garrot's coffee fail.
:fap: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fappery.gif Fapping off
:fedora: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/8/fedora.001.png SA likes a dapper fedora.
:feelsgood: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/1/feelsgood.001.png Feels Good Man
:fella: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/f/fella.001.gif TOO MANY LIMES! TOO MANY LIMES!
:ffg: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/4/ffg.001.gif Fantasy Flight Games!!!!!!!!
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:fiesta: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fiesta.gif fiesta gbs
:filez: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-filez.gif FLIEZ
:finland: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/0/finland.001.gif :DDDDDDD
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:firstpost: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-firstpost.gif First Post
:fishmech: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/7/fishmech.001.png fishmech
:five: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/2/five.001.gif fivefivefive
:flaccid: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-flaccid.gif This never happens to me
:flag: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-flag.gif Penalty flag
:flame: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-flame.gif Mr. V gets roasted
:flashfact: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-flashfact.gif Flash fact
:flashfap: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-flashfap.gif Flash loves the ladies
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:forkbomb: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/0/forkbomb.001.gif hey there pretty lady
:fork: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-fork.png Fork
:foxnews: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-foxnews.gif LOL Fox News LOL
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:freep: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/e/freep.001.gif All the worst parts of the Right
:frogbon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogbon.gif R-r-r-ribbit?
:frogc00l: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogc00l.gif cooler than being cool
:frogdowns: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogdowns.png Downs Frog
:froggonk: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-froggonk.gif Frog Gonk
:frog: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frog.gif Frog Eyes
:frogleave: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/3/frogleave.001.gif Get thee out
:frogon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/e/frogon.001.png please vacate the premises
:frogout: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogout.gif a frog saying "get out"
:frogsiren: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogsiren.gif Frogsiren
:frolf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/b/frolf.001.gif Frolf means frog golf
:frontear: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/b/frontear.001.gif A comical twist on Frontier logo
:fry: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fry.gif Fry saying "Oh Snap!"
:fsmug: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fsmug.gif smug with flag
:fsn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fsn.gif Tribute to LP
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:fuckthis: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/1/fuckthis.001.gif anger at internet stupidity
:furcry: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-furcry.gif Fursecution is a myth
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:fyadride: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fyadride.gif Hello, fags. -TA
:FYH: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-FYH.gif Fuck You Hannah
:gaben: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/9/gaben.001.gif Look at the money you're saving.
:gary: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/smileys/gary.gif Gary Oldman, Star Citizen. Thanks to gibb3h and 2DCAT.
:gas: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/b/gas.001.gif A cloud of gas.
:gay: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gay.gif not straight
:gaz: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/0/gaz.001.gif Gaz in a nutshell
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:gb2fyad: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-gb2fyad.gif Go back to FYAD
:gb2gbs: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-gb2gbs.gif Go back to GBS
:gb2hd2k: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gb2hd2k.gif Damn you, Helldump!
:gb2nitecru: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/1/gb2nitecru.001.gif Nite Crew Mk. 2
:gbsmith: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gbsmith.gif a goon's life
:geert: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/2/geert.001.gif Geert doe er wat aan!
:geno: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-geno.gif The Path is Grey
:george: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-george.gif Gorgeous George
:gerty: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/4/gerty.001.png Helping you is what I do, Sam
:gethill: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/6/gethill.001.gif Victorious Bernie
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:getout: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-getout.png GET OUT
:ghitler: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/b/ghitler.001.png Patron saint of EU tank goons
:ghost: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ghost.gif Boo
:gibs: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gibs.gif Gibs
:gifttank: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/f/gifttank.001.gif Gifttank
:gitgud: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/4/gitgud.001.gif Hildebrand says git gud
:gizz: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gizz.gif Gizz
:glomp: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-glomp.gif BLATANTLY STOLEN FROM DEVIANTART
:glompoff: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/1/glompoff.001.gif no       
:goatdrugs: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/a/goatdrugs.001.gif for when a goat takes drugs
:goatsecx: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-goatse.gif Goatse.cx
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:goku: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/goku.gif Goku GIF, made by Machai.
:goleft: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-goleft.gif this ones for microwave
:golfclap: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-golfclap.gif nice job my nigga
:golf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/9/golf.001.gif Does the President golf?
:golgo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-golgo.gif Duke Togo Sniper
:gonchar: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonchar.gif he looks like a puffy cow
:gonk: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif GONK
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:google: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-google.gif Google
:goonboot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-goonboot.gif March of the GoonBoots
:gooncamp: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gooncamp.gif gooncamp
:goon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-goon.gif This smilie is gay as hell but oh well
:goonsay: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-goonsay.gif goon says
:gop: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/2/gop.001.gif GOP
:goshawk: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/d/birddrugs.001.gif long live goon squab
:gowron: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/4/gowron.001.gif gowron
:greatgift: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-greatgift.gif great gifts for dads and grads
:greenangel: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/greenangel.gif Mr. Green Water Goes to Heaven.
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:grin: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/5/grin.001.gif grin
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:guinness: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/0/guinness.001.gif Drink up!
:guitar: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-guitar.gif Jammin'
:gurf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gurf.gif gurf
:hai: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/6/hai.001.gif A very strong nod
:hampants: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hampants.gif Pants of ham sing joyous!
:happened: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/f/happened.001.gif shit happens (except this)
:happyelf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-happyelf.gif Warning: Israel-Palestine
:havlat: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-havlat.gif Martin Havlat for Jesus
:hawaaaafap: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hawaaaafap.gif tha lowride bitch
:haw: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-haw.gif Haw haw haw
:hawksin: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/3/hawksin.001.gif go the seahawks bitch
:hb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hb.gif Henrich Von Bastard
:hchatter: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hchatter.gif Welcome to FYAD, we fucken loooooove to drink
:hehe: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hehe.gif Heh.
:helladid: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/3/helladid.001.gif CreteLP Smilie
:hellyeah: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hellyeah.gif hell yeah
:help: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/7/help.001.png beatles 4 when u need help
:henget: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/henget.gif Mister Green Water, Chicken Catcher.
:heritage: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/b/heritage.001.gif heritage
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:hf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hf.gif You can hi-five stuff now
:hfive: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hfive.gif Hi five it up nigga
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:hirez: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/7/hirez.001.gif hirez  game studios
:hist101: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hist101.gif S P Q R
:histdowns: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/9/histdowns.001.gif A Shameful Display!
:hitler: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hitler.gif Hitler
:holy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-holy.gif holy dance
:holymoley: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-holymoley.gif Holy Moley!
:homebrew: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/c/homebrew.001.gif Throwing money in air
:horse: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-horse.gif horse gif A+ barbaro RIP
:how: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/5/how.001.jpg I need serious help!
:hr: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hr.gif Haibane Renmei
:huh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-huh.gif huh
:hurr: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hurr.gif what does this do?
:hydrogen: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-hydrogen.gif Hydrogen
:iamafag: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckyou.gif Seriously I'm a big fucking faggot, look at me, I'm King Fag, and here's the smiley to prove it
:iceburn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif damn you just told son
:iceland: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/d/iceland.001.gif fucking volcanoes
:iiaca: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iiaca.gif It is a car analogy
:iia: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iia.png It it awesome!
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:iiapa: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/5/iiapa.001.png It is a poo analogy
:iidx: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/f/iidx.001.gif TRIP THE DEEP
:iiniku: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/4/iiniku.001.jpg The VEGETA Butt Catastrophe 2015
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:ins: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/5/ins.001.gif Insert
:intv: https://fi.somethingawful.com/smilies/intellivision.gif Intellivision Running Man
:ironicat: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ironicat.gif It's an ironic cat
:irony: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-irony.gif Irony Meter
:italy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-italy.gif ital. flag with mussolini
:itjb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-itjb.gif I'm the juggernaut bitch
:itoilet: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/1/itoilet.001.gif smart toilet
:itwaspoo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/f/itwaspoo.001.gif Fine Australian Journalism
:iw: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/d/iw.001.gif Infinity Ward Robert Bowling
:jackbud: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/f/jackbud.001.gif it's an aim icon jacking off
:jamez: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/9/jamez.001.gif OH MY GOD ITS JAMES
:japan: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/e/japan.001.gif Japan
:jebcry: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/f/jebcry.001.gif Rapid Unplanned Disassembly!
:jeb: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/b/jeb.001.gif Jeb Kerman: Thrillmaster
:jebstare: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/1/jebstare.001.png Something has gone wrong.
:jerkbag: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif god damn your post sucks
:jerky: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emote-louisgod2.gif Jerky
:jerry: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/4/jerry.001.png it's jerry
:jewish: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jewish.gif Orthodox Jew with Torah
:j: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-j.gif j is for Jansie
:jiggled: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jiggled.gif jiggled again
:jihad: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-jihad.gif ALLAH ACKBAR!!!1
:joel: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-joel.gif It's Joel de Bunchastu
:jollywell: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/a/jollywell.001.gif done
:jp: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jp.gif John Phillipe
:justpost: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/e/justpost.001.gif Just fucking post it already!
:kakashi: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kakashi.gif kakashi
:kamina: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kamina.gif KYODAI GATTAI!
:kayak: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/5/kayak.001.gif an cool dogge
:keke: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-keke.gif kekekekekekeke
:kheldragar: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/7/kheldragar.001.gif This is how I always viewed it.
:kiddo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kiddo.gif Innocent youth
:killdozer: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-killdozer.gif legends never die
:kimchi: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/kimchi.gif Kimchi
:kingsley: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/smileys/kingsley.gif Kingsley, created by Cryophage
:knope: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/8/knope.001.png ok im going in
:koos: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/koosgroup.gif I'm Koos Group, greetings.
:krad: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-krad2.gif Kickin' Rad (Oldschool)
:krakentoot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/f/krakentoot.001.gif Beat like a red headed stepchild
:krakken: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-kraken.gif The Krakken
:kratos: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-kratos.gif I AM THE GOD OF WAR
:laffo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-laffo.gif LAFFO
:landy: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/d/landy.001.png it's landy o_o
:laugh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-laugh.gif Laugh
:legion: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/a/legion.001.gif Consensus: Death by Gunshot
:lesnick: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/b/lesnick.001.gif dancing developer
:letsplay: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/9/letsplay.001.png smallbeef
:liara: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/9/liara.001.gif This takes me back...
:livintrope: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/c/livintrope.001.gif look at this mess!
:lol: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-lol.gif lolololerlerlslzollin'
:lost: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-lost.gif LOST
:love: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-love.gif Love heart
:lovewcc: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-lovewcc.gif We love Companion Cubes
:lron: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-lron.gif Pyarmid cult Hypno
:lsd: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-lsd.gif Ingestion of LSD
:lumpen: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/0/lumpen.001.gif There is no truth beyond magic
:lurkmore: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/d/lurkmore.001.gif Lurk more before posting!
:m10: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-m10.gif it says mac-10, cool
:mad: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/mad.gif mad
:madmax: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-madmax.gif Mad Max
:magical: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/c/magical.001.png This is just MAGICAL
:mamacita: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/mamacita.gif mamacita
:manning: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/3/manning.001.gif Santana Moss and Jabar Gaffney?
:marc: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/a/marc.001.gif it's a toot butt
:margeball: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/smileys/margeball.gif Margeball, made by Das Boo and djwetmouse.
:mario: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-mario.gif Mario
:mason: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-mason.gif Masonic
:master: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-master.gif masterstroke
:mcnabb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-mcnabb.png Happy Donovan
:mediocre: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/9/mediocre.001.gif Mediocre!
:megadeath: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/smilie-het.gif Megadeath
:megaman: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-megaman.gif Megaman
:melter: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/melter.gif Melter
:mensch: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/e/mensch.001.gif Iraqi Information Minister
:mexico: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-mexico.gif Mexico
:miedo: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/8/miedo.001.gif ZERO FEAR!
:mil101: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/9/mil101.001.gif Goddam civilians don't know shit
:milk: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-milk.gif YOU DUMBASS!
:milkie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/f/milkie.001.gif da Moose is loose
:minnie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/8/minnie.001.png WHERE. ARE. THE NUGGETS.
:mitt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/3/mitt.001.gif Run pander.exe
:mmmhmm: https://fi.somethingawful.com/smilies/mmmhmm.gif MMMM HMM...
:mmmsmug: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-mmmsmug.gif holy fuck check out this
:mome: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/5/mome.001.gif i f*cking love momes
:moments: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/3/moments.001.gif Wake up, Thanny...
:monar: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-monar.gif MONAR?!?!
:monocle: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-monocle.gif Oh my!  What a saucy lad!
:mordin: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-mordin.gif A Scientist Salarian
:moreevil: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/f/moreevil.001.gif evil for evil's sake
:morning: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/coffee.gif morning coffee
:moustache: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-moustache.gif It is a moustache
:mrapig: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/2/mrapig.001.png The Pigman Cometh
:mrgw2: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/1/mrgw2.001.png Mr Green Water 2
:mrgw: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/6/mrgw.001.png Mister Green Water
:mrwhite: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/mrwhite.gif Mr. White, made by Minesweep
:ms: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ms.gif Mystery Solved
:mufasa: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-mufasa.png Mufasa
:mump: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/b/mump.001.png Mumptruck Mike
:munch: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-munch.gif this is gonna be good
:myballs: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/1/myballs.001.gif deez nutz
:nallears: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/e/nallears.001.gif all eare you fucking kidding me
:nattyburn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nattyburn.gif NATTY ICE BURN fbgm
:neckbeard: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-neckbeard.gif neckbeard emot u say?
:negative: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/negativeman-55f.png NegativeMan
:newdanger: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/9/newdanger.001.gif labour leader corbin
:newfap: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/d/newfap.001.gif Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!
:newlol: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/d/newlol.001.gif LOL
:newt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-newt.png Smug Newt (Gingrich)
:nexus: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/3/nexus.001.png it is a bad phone
:niger: https://fi.somethingawful.com//safs/smilies/e/9/niger2.png niger
:niggly: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-niggly.gif Nigglypuff rules.
:nignog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/9/nignog.001.gif Hello I like anime videogames.
:ninja: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ninja.gif Ninja
:nitecrew: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/c/nitecrew.001.gif Never. Stop. Posting.
:nixon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nixon.gif Nixon's back!
:nms: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nms.gif Not mind safe or worksafe
:nolan: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nolan.gif Let's Talk Batman Guys
:nomates: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/c/nomates.001.gif RIP William J. 03/02/2015
:nono: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/2/nono.001.gif That ain't right
:norway: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-norway.gif Norway/Norge/Noreg
:notch: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/1/notch.001.png Notch of Minecraft fame
:notfunny: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-notfunny.gif DocEvil
:nsacloud: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/d/nsacloud.001.gif Your data is safe up here ;-)
:nsa: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/a/nsa.001.png the govt is reading ur yosposts
:nsallears: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/3/nsallears.001.gif You're adorable, Snowden-chan~!
:nsamad: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/b/nsamad.001.png the NSA reading ur posts
:nsavince: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/3/nsavince.001.gif NSA Vince
:nutshot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/nutshot.gif nutshot
:nws: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nws.gif OMG SO NOT WORK SAFE
:nyan: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/e/nyan.001.gif nyan cat
:nyd: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-nyd.gif Oh no you didn't
:nyoron: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-nyoron.gif smoked cheese
:obama: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-obama.gif Obama is 44th
:objection: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-objection.gif That was.. objectionable!
:ocelot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ocelot.gif You're pretty good!
:ohdear: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png oh no lidge
:ohdearsass: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/3/ohdearsass.001.png Worried Santa
:o: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/redface.gif embarrasment
:ohyeah: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/f/ohyeah.001.png u feelin this?
:ok: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/d/ok.001.gif sounds good to me, chum
:okpos: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/b/okpos.001.gif stare with a bong
:omarcomin: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/1/omarcomin.001.gif It's all in the game
:orks101: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/e/orks101.001.gif Green is best
:orks: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-orks.gif DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
:ortiz: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/b/ortiz.001.png Good even ladies in gentlemens
:ovr: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/e/ovr.001.gif YOSPOS, BITCH
:owned: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-owned.gif PWNED THE AS$ OF A N00B
:page3: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-page3.gif page 3 conspiracy
:palmon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/palmon.gif In memory of Ectral
:parrot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-parrot.gif That fucking bird
:patriot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-patriot.gif Who the hell paid money for this stupid shit
:patssay: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/8/patssay.001.gif Average Patriots fan
:pcgaming1: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pcgaming1.gif PC Gaming Filez Frog
:pcgaming: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pcgaming.gif HOLY SHIT PC GAMING!
:peanut: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/4/peanut.001.gif Be happy and have a good time.
:pedo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pedo.gif Come here little kiddie
:pedophiles: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/7/pedophiles.001.gif But what about the pedos?!
:perfect: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/f/perfect.001.gif Perfect in every way
:pervert: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pervert.gif Comin' to get ya
:petdog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/f/petdog.001.gif Even the shitty ones
:pgabz: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/a/pgabz.001.gif The Dancingest Cat
:pgi: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/2/pgi.001.gif Cause PGI!
:phoneb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-phoneb.gif hello have a nice day
:phone: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-phone.gif i wanna talk to my daddy
:phoneline: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-phoneline.gif Reach out & touch someone
:pilot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/1/pilot.001.gif Pilot
:pipe: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pipe.gif Sophistication!
:pirate: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-pirate.gif Pirate
:pluto: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pluto.gif Still a planet to us
:poland: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/8/poland.001.gif polish joke
:poolgirl: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/8/poolgirl.001.gif A happy girl playing pool
:potg: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/5/potg.001.gif Play of the Game
:pram: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/6/pram.001.gif the guy who got hit had autism
:pranke: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pranke.gif Prankeapple
:pray: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pray.gif all old folks go 2 heaven
:prepop: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2015/Avatars/prepop.gif Just the first frame of eyepop. Thanks Cumt.
:proof: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/6/proof.001.png Proof
:protarget: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-protarget.gif Pro Target
:protogas: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/f/protogas.001.gif Phineas T. Rotostar herelkbjlfsd
:pseudo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pseudo.gif Pseudo science
:psyberger: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-psyberger.gif AAAAAAAAAAGGGG
:psyboom: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-psyboom.gif Psyduck head explosion
:psyduck: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif Psy-yi-yi
:psydwarf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/5/psydwarf.001.png Dwarves are maddeningly stupid.
:psylon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-psylon.gif This fracking show!
:psypop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-psypop.gif PSY EXPLOSION
:pt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-onlyoption.gif Only option
:puckout: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/9/puckout.001.gif BEHOLD
:punto: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-punto.gif buntbuntbunt
:pusheen: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/pusheen.gif Original GIF made by Machai, Smilie-sized by Tulip.
:pwm: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pwm.gif PWM mascot
:pwn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-pwn.gif fukken pwned nub
:qfg: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-qfg.gif QFG Hero Dance
:q: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-q.gif Q
:qirex: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-qirex.gif Qirex
:qq: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-qq.gif QQ
:qqsay: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-qqsay.gif get rid of :confused:
:quagmire: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-quagmire.gif Quagmire
:quebec: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/d/quebec.001.gif Francophone pride
:question: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-question.gif Question box
:quig: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/d/quig.001.gif Get Murdered
:radcat: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/0/radcat.001.png oh no oh no i am a rad cat
:raise: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-raise.gif Raising Eyebrow
:ramsay: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ramsay.gif Gordon Ramsay
:ranbowdash: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png It's gonna be SO Awesome!
:rant: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rant.gif angry smiley ranting GRRR
:razorback2: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/1/razorback2.001.png NEVER YIELD
:razorback: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/c/razorback.001.png WOO PIG SOOIE! RAZORBACKS!
:razorfront: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/4/razorfront.001.png True 1964 Nat'l Champs
:razz: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-razz.gif ba ba ba baa im razzin it
:redass: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/redass.gif wd-40 spanking the competition
:reddit: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/4/reddit.001.gif Feeding on pedophile tears
:redhammer: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-redhammer.gif The Red Hammer (another waste of money)
:refurb: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/6/refurb.001.gif YOSPOS friendly Refurb smilie.
:regd04: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-04.gif Fucking 04's
:regd05: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-05.gif 05 baby!
:regd06: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-06.gif 06 HURR!
:regd07: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-07.gif 2007
:regd08: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-regd08.gif into the ground!
:regd09: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-regd09.gif regdog
:regd10: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-regd10.png Holy Diver
:regd11: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/0/regd11.001.gif Registry & DLL sitting in a tree
:regd13: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/9/regd13.001.gif A small bart.
:reject: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-reject.gif Disapproving obese smiley
:respek: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-respek.gif Respek
:retrogames: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/a/retrogames.001.gif Retro Gooning (Spending Money)
:rice: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-rice.gif Ricer
:riker: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-riker.gif Riker leads the away team
:rimshot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rimshot.gif Rimshot
:riot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/d/riot.001.gif Best online technical
:rip: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/2/rip.001.gif rip
:rms2: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/2/rms2.001.png Free as in Freedom
:rms: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/e/rms.001.png wget and emailed
:robble: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2015/Phriday/Hamburglar/robble.gif Made by beato. Robble Robble.
:roboluv: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-roboluv.gif miss u Dono
:rock: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-rock.gif Rock
:rodimus: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rodimus.gif Evil toy scalper w/child
:roflolmao: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-roflolmao.gif roflolmao
:rolldice: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/1/rolldice.001.gif totally having fun
:rolleye: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-rolleye.gif Rolleye
:rolleyes: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif roll eyes (sarcastic)
:romo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/6/romo.001.png Tony RomOWNED
:rory: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/rainbow.gif rainbow
:rowdytrout: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/e/rowdytrout.001.gif Swimming in spunk
:rubshands: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/rubshandstogetherandgrinsevilly.gif rubshandstogetherandgrinsevilly
:rudebox: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-rudebox.gif Shake ya Rudebox!
:russbus: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-russbus.gif the russ buss
:russo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/e/russo.001.gif Vince Russo
:rznv: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/7/rznv.001.gif rznv
:saddowns: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif Awww. Booo.
:sadfan: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/4/sadfan.001.gif Thunt is dead
:sad: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/d/sad.001.gif Beaten like a dog. SAD!
:sadpeanut: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/sad-peanut.gif Sad Peanut
:sadwave: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/e/sadwave.001.gif Yeah, I feel ya man
:salt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/3/salt.001.gif For when posters are salty
:same: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/8/same.001.gif Same is Japanese for shark
:sandance: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/2/sandance.001.gif smooth criminal
:sassargh: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/7/sassargh.001.gif coal again?!
:sax: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-sax.gif Something so monumentally lame that I can't even comprehend it
:sbahj: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sbahj.gif Shit got too reel for me.
:science: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-science.gif For Science!
:scotland: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-scotland.gif Bonny Bonny Scotland
:scott: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/0/scott.001.gif John Scott scored a goal!
:secondpost: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/5/secondpost.001.png second, but not secondary
:secsmug: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/f/secsmug.001.gif Best Smilie For Best Conference
:sever: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/1/sever.001.gif sever
:sg: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sg.gif Shyguy
:sharpton: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-sharpton.gif Reverend Alfred 'Al' Sharpton
:shepface: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shepface.gif Sexing aliens, you say?
:shepicide: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/2/shepicide.001.gif I have no idea...
:shepspends: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/c/shepspends.001.gif I just gotta have one!
:sherman: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/4/sherman.001.gif Burn this shit to the groun
:shibaz: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shibaz.png shibaz 101
:shibe: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/b/shibe.001.png Doge
:shibewow: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/5/shibewow.001.gif so text
:shillary: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/1/shillary.001.png Sanders 4 President
:shittydog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/f/shittydog.001.gif you are carrying too many dogs
:shittypop: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/9/shittypop.001.gif A very surprised shitty dog.
:shivdurf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shivdurf.gif Shivadas is king of byob.
:shlick: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shlick.gif shlick
:shobon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shobon.gif Shobon... (deflated)
:shopkeeper: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shopkeeper.gif Hello THIEF!
:shrek: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/shrek.gif peanut butta nigga
:shroom: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-shroom.gif Flashing Mushroom
:shrug: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/1/shrug.001.gif shrug
:s: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-s.png poker spade
:shudder: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/e/shudder.001.gif That's fucked up
:sicknasty: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sicknasty.gif Space Bro Garrus
:sidvicious: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/d/sidvicious.001.png Please be nice to me, I love you
:sigh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sigh.gif oh sigh
:signings: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-signings.gif Psynings
:si: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/c/si.001.gif Sandbox Interactive, GMBH
:silent: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-silent.gif Nothing clever to say
:siren: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif Breaking News Developing...
:sissies: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sissies.gif D&D at it's best
:skeltal: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/6/skeltal.001.gif thank mr skeltal
:slick: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-slick.gif You gotta
:sludgepal: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/smileys/sludgepal.gif Your pal, drinking THE SLUDGE
:smallbarf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/0/smallbarf.001.jpg this is a small image of barf fr
:smaug: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/9/smaug.001.gif Smaug Smug
:smilie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/e/smilie.001.png a gentle reminder
:smithcloud: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/9/smithcloud.001.gif iCloud icon with :smith:
:smithfrog: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smithfrog.png A sad old frog
:smith: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif everyman smith
:smithicide: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smithicide.gif smith considering suicide
:smithmouth: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/7/smithmouth.001.gif 10/10/11 - never forgegg
:smoobles: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/1/smoobles.001.gif smoobles
:smugbert: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugbert.gif Smug Colbert
:smugbird: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugbird.gif Smug Orioles Bird
:smugdog: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugdog.gif a smug dog
:smugdon: https://fi.somethingawful.com//images/smilies/smugdon.png smugdon
:smugdroid: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/9/smugdroid.001.png the definition of open
:smuggo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smuggo.gif Smuggo
:smug: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smug.gif Smug
:smugissar: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugissar.gif die you smug sonofabitch
:smugjones: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/b/smugjones.001.gif [Tell] me about dinosaurs
:smugmrgw: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/smugmrgw.png Smug Variation of Mr Green Water.
:smugndar: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugndar.gif larasndar
:smugspike: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugspike.png Spike Witwicky being smug
:smugteddie: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smugteddie.gif Teddie from Persona 4
:smugwizard: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/b/smugwizard.001.png Smug Wizard
:snod: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/3/snod.001.gif Only one man
:snoop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-snoop.gif snoop.gif
:soe: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/1/soe.001.gif SOE
:solanadumb: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-solanadumb.png are u a bark bark
:sonia: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sonia.gif Sonia from DPPH
:sotw: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-sotw.gif Smilie of the Week
:spain: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-spain.gif Bulls cry in Spain
:sparkles: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/d/sparkles.001.gif A V face sparkling like an idiot
:speculate: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/a/speculate.001.gif LOTS OF SPECULATION
:spergin: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-spergin.png Asperger Syndrome
:spiderguy: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/3/spiderguy.001.gif does whatever a spider guy tries
:spidey: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-spidey.gif My Spidey Sense is tingling
:spooky: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-spooky.gif Spooky
:squawk: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/5/squawk.001.gif SQUAWK
:ssh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ssh.gif aardvarko
:ssj: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-ssj.gif ssj
:stalker: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stalker.gif creepy stalker thing
:staredog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/6/staredog.001.gif staredog
:stare: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif Astonished stare
:stat: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stat.gif Statler
:steam: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/e/steam.001.gif Steam
:sterv: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/3/sterv.001.gif Oblivion.gif
:stoat: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stoat.gif Stoat Box's Emotion
:stoke: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/c/stoke.001.gif Stoke Tactical Mastery
:stonkhat: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/9/stonkhat.001.gif :stonkhat:
:stonk: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/9/stonk.001.gif oh fuck no!
:stonklol: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/7/stonklol.001.gif Disturbamusing.
:stwoon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/8/stwoon.001.gif Stare Swoon
:suezo: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/3/suezo.001.gif How much fuck you give? I dont
:sugartits: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/c/sugartits.001.png Censored
:suicide101: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/4/suicide101.001.gif I hate that I know this
:suicide: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-suicide.gif Suicide is the best side.
:sun: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sun.gif A beaming sun
:supaburn: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-supaburn.gif o snap that burn was fire
:sureboat: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/0/sureboat.001.gif toot toot
:suspense: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/d/suspense.001.gif Absolutely riveting.
:swanlake: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/d/swanlake.001.gif x-com getin emote
:sweatdrop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sweatdrop.gif oh my i am embarassed
:sweden: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sweden.gif Sweden
:sweep: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sweep.gif Spring Cleaning
:swish: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/4/swish.001.gif the swish don't real
:swoon: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-swoon.gif Love eyes
:sympathy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-sympathy.gif It'll be ok :(
:synpa: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-synpa.gif first post on page 2!!!!
:synthy: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/synthy.gif synthy's coffeebreak
:syoon: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/2/syoon.001.gif Syo Swooning
:taco: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-taco.gif Taco
:tali: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/1/tali.001.gif Incoming sperg in 5...4...
:tastykake: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/c/tastykake.001.gif PHILLY WHAT
:tbear: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-trashbear.gif Trashbear
:techno: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-techno.gif technobabble
:tem: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/5/tem.001.gif "hOI!!"
:temporary: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/6/temporary.001.gif created to be deleted
:tetten: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/c/tetten.001.gif Tetten, the best thing ever
:tf: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tf.gif TF: 1/5/09: NEVER FORGET
:tfrxmas: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/6/tfrxmas.001.gif self explanatory
:their: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-their.gif Grammer Queen Magnet
:thejoke: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/e/thejoke.001.png That's The Joke
:therapy: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/c/therapy.001.gif Get Therapy
:thesperg: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/9/thesperg.001.jpg A sperg not getting the joke.
:thumbsup: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-thumbsup.gif hell yeah man
:thurman: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-thurman.gif Thurman football dude
:thx: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/3/thx.001.gif bwaaaaa-eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:tinfoil: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tinfoil.gif Tinfoil hat
:tinsley: https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/eris/classic_fillmore.gif Glug glug glug, time to write a strip
:tipshat: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tiphat.gif Tip of the Hat
:tito: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tito.gif tito
:tizzy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tizzy.gif twistmaster tizz
:todd: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-todd.gif Plagiarism ahoy!
:toot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-toot.gif Toots
:tootzzz: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/7/tootzzz.001.png Sleepy time
:torgue: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/3/torgue.001.gif Mr Torgue. EXPLOSIONS!
:toughguy: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-toughguy.gif Internet Tough Guy
:toxogond: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/a/toxogond.001.gif toxoplasmosis gondii
:toxx: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-toxx.gif Toxx Clause
:treemike: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/f/treemike.001.gif Tree Mike, stealing your girl
:troll: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/f/troll.001.png Are you mad?
:tubular: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tubular.gif Tubular, Dude.
:turianass: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-turianass.gif Turian Airqoute
:tutbutt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/tutbutt.gif Tut Butt
:tviv: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tviv.gif Shit just got real on TV
:tvtropes: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/4/d/tvtropes.001.gif Unironic boob charts everyday
:twentyfour: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-twentyfour.gif 24 icon for TVIV
:twisted: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-twisted.gif Twisted
:ubisoft: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/7/ubisoft.001.gif ubi cloud save nooooooooo
:ughh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ughh.gif Picard Ughh
:uhaul: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-uhaul.gif Uhaul for leaving TFR
:ullerrm: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/d/6/ullerrm.001.png Quite obvious really
:un: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/3/un.001.gif We are not the bad guys, right?
:unsmigghh: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-unsmigghh.gif unsmigghh
:unsmith: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-unsmith.gif keep hope alive
:ussr: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-ussr.gif USSR
:valvebeta: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/3/valvebeta.001.png Valve beta cards
:vapes: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/2/vapes.001.gif vapoursquid
:vd: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-vd.gif violetdragon
:v: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-v.gif v
:vick: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-vick.gif kicks a touchdown
:viconia: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-viconia.gif bad moon rising
:viggo: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-viggo.gif Smug scholar
:vince: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/vince.gif Vince McMahon.GIF, made by Machai
:vomarine: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/1/e/vomarine.001.gif vomiting Space Marine(tm)
:vrfrog: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/b/vrfrog.001.gif can I avoid reality yet?
:vuvu: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/8/vuvu.001.gif South Africa
:w00t: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-w00t.gif w00t
:w2byob: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-w2byob.gif Welcome to BYOB!
:wal: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wal.gif Waldorf
:wankah: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/c/wankah.001.gif Pukka bootstraps, guvnah.
:wave: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/b/wave.001.gif Hello there!
:waycool: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-waycool.gif Way Cool (this smilie is gay as hell)
:wcc: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wcc.gif Weighted Compion Cube
:wcw: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wcw.gif Vince makes Sting cry
:wedass: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/9/d/wedass.001.png It's Wednesday My Dudes
:weedass: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/3/weedass.001.png the weed ass hat
:weed: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-weed.gif A ball of weed
:what: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-what.gif what
:whatup: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-whatup.gif sup
:whip: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-whip.gif Whip it good
:whitewater: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2013/avatars/whitewater.gif Mr. Whitewater
:whoptc: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-whoptc.gif whopkins
:widowsnypa: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/5/widowsnypa.001.gif your team's widowmaker
:wiggle: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/3/3/wiggle.001.gif doin the wily
:wink: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wink.gif wink
:witch: https://i.somethingawful.com/images/emot-witch.gif Witch Hunt!!!
:wms: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/2/wms.001.gif LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
:wmwink: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wmwink.png The mouth to wink
:wom: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wom.gif WOM WOM WOM WOM
:woof: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-woof.gif God Woof! Woof! is a Fag
:wookie: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-wookie.gif Chewbacca
:wooper: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wooper.gif woopaaaah woopaaaaah
:woop: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-woop.gif citizen slang bro
:words: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-words.gif a shovel (for digging)
:worship: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-worship.gif bow
:wotwot: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wotwot.gif it is a duck emoticon
:wow: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/0/wow.001.gif Wolf Blitzer
:woz: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/b/woz.001.gif the Woz rules
:wrongful: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-wrongful.gif STFU
:wrong: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/2/2/wrong.001.gif "Wrong!" wobbling about
:wtchris: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/b/wtchris.001.png Croberts & Co LLC
:wtc: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wtc.gif #1 grandpa
:wtf: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-wtf.gif wtf
:wth: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wth.gif what the hell?
:xbone: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/xboxone.001.gif Xbone! Word filter breaks it.
:xcom: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/e/a/xcom.001.gif baby
:xd: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-xd.gif XD
:xie: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-xie.gif Yanks postseason troubles
:yarg: https://i.somethingawful.com/u/adminuploads/avatars/yarg.gif mirror Gary "Parp" Oldman
:yarr: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-yarr.gif Yarr!
:yayclod: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/7/yayclod.001.png Some kind of happy cloud thing
:yaycloud: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/4/yaycloud.001.gif The cloud touches us everywhere
:yeah: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/c/1/yeah.001.gif Nintendo's Like
:yikes: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-yikes.gif Yikes! Stay tuned...
:yohoho: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-yohoho.gif SKULL JOKE!
:yosbutt: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/8/yosbutt.001.gif i drop jorts+shake my neg ass @u
:yoshi: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-yoshi.gif Yoshi
:yotj: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/b/6/yotj.001.gif YOTJ
:yum: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/0/9/yum.001.gif cereal!
:zaeed: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/6/7/zaeed.001.gif Guddamn terrorists I said.
:zenpop: http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/8/4/zenpop.001.gif pass into the eyeris
:zerg: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-zerg.gif ZERG RUSH!!!
:zoid: https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-zoid.gif Zoidberg
:zombie: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-zombie.gif Zombie
:zoomed: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/f/9/zoomed.001.gif OMGWTFZOOM
:zoro: https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-zoro.gif Zoro's Badass moment
:zpatriot: https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/5/d/zpatriot.001.gif Zombie Patriot