ZZT the Fifth posted:
Say to Date: So, how about we have one of those "close encounters" now?
Use mace. Spray it right in her face and laugh!
I don't have mace man.
I think you're pretty much screwed.
Dude if I can't win this alien girl over the world is doomed. Can't I do ANYTHING?
So you can't...GET mace then?
I'm on a spaceship.
I'm trapped on a spaceship and about to die. Do I look lucky!?
No, you look like an aerobics instructor.
I hate you Brett.