Part 10: PAGE 10
I am bloody tired of all these alien diseases that keep popping up on the ship. Every damn week its either a bacteria some officer picked up while shopping on some borderworld fleapit of a colony, a delegation of socially defective fish-men ejaculating biomaterial all over the place, or just Riker sharing whatever hes picked up after hes slipped the space sausage to some alien slag.
Weve had a virus that turned everyone into children, then one that turned everyone into old people, then one that made time run backwards, and then one that caused everyones eyes to migrate to the back of their head. This week, its one that causes everyone to copiously drool all the time. I cant even begin to explain how difficult it is to order someone to set course for Sarsaparilla VII, warp six, while theres saliva going down your chin in runners, making you look like Worf did until I told Troi to stop wearing those low-cut catsuits.
I told Doctor Crusher shed be a lot more useful if she kept us from getting sick for once instead of just coming up with a cure after a bunch of protracted research. She sputtered something that I couldnt make heads nor tails of and just left me coated in spit.
And its not like we ever get any of the good diseases. According to subspace transmissions, the USS Butterbean has been infected with an airborne pathogen that caused the male members of the crew to spontaneously grow huge breasts. Meanwhile, Ive had to order for 1,014 monogrammed bibs to be replicated so the whole ship isnt covered in unsightly residue.
Someone get me off this goddamn ship.
Captain Picard at Epsion - Blip // Viddler // Youtube
Star Trek Trivia posted:As said in the video, the Chodak make an earlier appearance in a previous Star Trek game, Final Unity. It's an entirely different game than this one, more of a complex point 'n click adventure.
Keeping track of the Chodak's movements, the Enterprise detects a lone Dreadnought in the Bersus system...
The Enterprise engages a Dreadnought at Bersus (with cutscene at the end) - Blip // Viddler // Youtube