Probably the worst chapter in the game. But we'll also get to see an unboxing video of a 1990 video game, so it's all good.
The Wet Letter (transcript)
I found some strange ciphers in my last voyage.
Since then, someone has been watching me! I put
a tiny transmitter in my shoe
It's Frequency is 747 MHz.
Perhaps I worry too much, but better to be safe
Nintendo Game Atlas