The Let's Play Archive


by RevBabyKiller

Part 51

And where did you get that ravishing green velvet cloak with matching yellow shirt?

You think you're nameless, I should introduce you to my buddy Dwarf.

Cause you sure look like the part, and it would be nice to have someone in my war party capable of hitting a target more than three feet away (knock knock Karzac you tiny armed bastard)

Well oh hell fucking yes, there's not a single reason on Thera's somewhat green but predominately blue earth why you shouldn't travel with us and eradicate every species that doesn't look like us

Gain an elf AND ditch a dwarf? I'd think I hit my head and passed out and was dreaming if I didn't know for sure that's pretty much precisely what has already happened

Not that anyone other than Skeez and I even use dwarves seem to have an axe fetish going and unless his sword is dagger sized, flexible, and stuffed down the front of his spandex pants enigma appears to only have a bow

You don't have to be nice to him, he's being a dick. Let's settle this the only logical way: a fight to the death and the winner gets to travel with me to their death

Even in this frozen hell of disappointment and tears that qualifies as a righteous ice burn.

You boys quit with the petty squabblin' and get with the fisticuffs, or shuteth thy faces and get with the adventurin'. Either way it's best to be startin' to get along, I'd hate to see a negative development resultin' from this here oral altercation

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Karzac you unfriendly diminutive ass, fix this situation or I'm going to fix you, in the Charles Bronson sense